Corrupt a Wish

Granted, the aliens get aquainted with your internal organs.

I wish that the genie is free

 

Bump

 

Granted, but the bump is an ugly one on the side of your face.

I wish Naruto Shippuden would quit making filler arcs and get back to the Madara/Obito fight!

 

Granted, but nothing happens!

I wish this wish will be corrupted!

 

Really you?! Really?! Neither of our threads were different and people pick on me! But you made the exact same thread hours after me and no one complains! 

 

Granted. but this thread is better.


I wish people couldn't tell lies.

 

Granted, but that was a lie.


I wish I knew everything.

 

Granted, but then your brain explodes from it and it kills you

I wish I had a tart

 

Granted, but then you implode.

I wish this wish would wish another wish

 

Granted, but then those wishes you wished for wish washed away.

I wish I could haunt people that angered me.

 

Granted but you become a ghost

I wish the next person will not corrupt my wish

 

Granted. But no one cares.

I wish to be your friendly neighbourhood spiderman

 

Granted, but then your enemy kills you

I wish i had an umbrella

 

Granted, but the umbrella had a drainpipe for a handle.

I wish I had a cookiedough icecream!

 

@silverwolf this thread was made before your thread, approximately two months before yours, i just bumped it so that you could start the game up again. As for the hate, I have no answer for that.

 

Granted, but you spill it.

I wish for 10 seals and 2 dozen horns.

 

This stolen game is still going on?

 

Granted, but you can only attack once on hte and rotwb with your seals and horns



I wish i could have anything in the world

 

Granted but you're allergic to everything and you die

I wish people would acknowledge that IMF is my bae

 

Granted, but IMF kills you so you are no longer bae


I wish no one liked sushi