Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

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  1. Granted, but you go blind.

    I wish Oxford United escape relegation and become the world's best football team within five years.
     
    #121 vegoman, Mar 27, 2015
  2. Granted but it turns out that five years is 5 million years.

    I wish for a wish that is either corrupted or made good.
     
    #122 DayWing, Mar 27, 2015
  3. Granted it becomes uncorrupted and good based on thousands of innocent puppy & kittens deaths enjoy that now ;)


    I wish for gold
     
    #123 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 27, 2015
  4. Granted, but when you try to use the gold it turns into poop.

    I wish for a plain sandwich.
     
    #124 DayWing, Mar 27, 2015
  5. Granted you take a bite, chew, & swallow it. Then it fits your body from the inside out


    I wish for poo
     
    #125 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 27, 2015
  6. Stolen game.
     
    #126 Reid, Mar 27, 2015
  7. Granted, but its diarrhea

    I wish for money
     
    #127 xFx_THE-SWORD_xFx, Mar 27, 2015
  8. Granted, but it's North Korean Dollar.

    I wish Half Life 3 came out.
     
    #128 vegoman, Mar 27, 2015
  9. Granted, but it sucks

    I want 1t in allies
     
    #129 xFx_THE-SWORD_xFx, Mar 27, 2015
  10. Granted, but ZAFT strip farms you.

    I wish for immortality.
     
    #130 Geode-The-Venus-Djinn, Mar 27, 2015
  11. Granted but your the God of toilets

    I wish I was the ORICAL of DELPHI
    (Look it up nerds)
     
    #131 QWE_INVOKER_QWE, Mar 28, 2015
  12. Granted but Greek Gods fight and you are accidentaly shock to death by lightning (peace)

    I wish that every good animals can be saved..
     
    #132 AVentura123, Mar 28, 2015
  13. Granted, but the definition of 'good' is defined by monsato.

    I wish for the next person to read my mind to discover what I Really wished for...
     
    #133 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, Mar 28, 2015
  14. Granted but after that one know it he/she immediately die in front of you... (peace I don't want tha to happen)

    I wish that I can still wish
     
    #134 AVentura123, Mar 28, 2015
  15. Granted, but you go insane with the power.

    I wish that the ebola outbreak will end.
     
    #135 vegoman, Mar 28, 2015
  16. Granted, but now 90% of the world has turned homosexual and you have turned straight.


    I wish...


    Actually i already have everything i want.
     
    #136 BobRoss, Mar 28, 2015
  17. You loose all of it.


    I wish I had an airship that couldn't be destroyed, damaged, and was completely self-sustainable in terms of water, food, etc. while I am completely and utterly immortal and invincible, and so are the rest of my friends and family. And that all my enemies die of explosive diarrhea. 5,000 miles away from me and the rest.
     
    #137 greatkingfrank, Mar 28, 2015
  18. Granted, but plague entered on a rat and kills everyone on board. You spend eternity with dead bodies on board, regretting what you wished for.

    I wish the government wasn't corrupt.
     
    #138 vegoman, Mar 28, 2015


  19. Granted but they already killed the entire population of your country, including you



    I wish I could have an IQ of 300
     
    #139 wrath_oG_Grave, Mar 28, 2015
  20. Granted but you have no common sense AT ALL

    I wish i could fly
     
    #140 xFx_THE-SWORD_xFx, Mar 28, 2015
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