Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you aren't like no one ever was.

I wish to catch them is my real test.

 

to bad that is a illogical wish.

I wish that my book is published sooner

 

You get sued for using contents from 50 Shades of Gray, and go into huge debts. Copyright is a.. you know.

I wish I could turn back time: whereever, whenever and however I want.

 

Granted, but you can only do this once, and only go back to the set of Rick Astley recording the music video for "Never gonna give you up"
I wish for a pony.

 

Your "pony" likes it on top. *wink wink*

Again, I wish I can turn back time: whereever, whenever, and however I want.
(You are supposed to think of creative ways to corrupt a wish, not change the entire wish around)

 

granted but your parents die while u are time travelin'

 

i wish for unlimited wishes

 

granted but I corrupt all of em.

 

I wish for this fourm to have a bump

 

granted but yourself ends up bumping it again

I wish to have unlimited bronze bars

 

granted but bronze bars r no longer useful...
I wish had an active ally

 

You again!
Granted, but the ally was a way for a farming clan to keep track of you so they can always have you as a clan farm

 

I wish lost420 would get a compass

 

granted but unfortunately he uses it to find sucsess

I wish my dog was still here

 

ok am not gonna corrupt that wish


I wish for 9 inferno

 

Granted, ATA then decided that they're moving all resources to SMASH and are shutting KaW down next week.

I wish I had more positivity than sean893.

 

Granted, You lose all pvp skill.

I wish I could farm ZAFTies

 

Granted, now you never get inc

 

I wish my son was Usain bolt

 

Granted, but now you are a 400 lb slob.

I wish The defacation would collide with the vertical oscillator.