Corrupt a Wish

Granted but no one knows what 'mre' wishes are. So u get nothing.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, you get a card that says 'Nothing' on it.

I wish I get forum banned.

 

Granted. But a day later when you want that reneged the devs say they won't change it back.


I wish the forum would go up five points in quality.

 

it does but then it goes down again


can narwhal just leave?

 

Granted, Narwhal has left! 24 hours later, a new narwhal appears in this forum!

I wish to have 10,000 speakers!

 

Wish granted, you're now permanently silenced.

I wish i had millions of peaches, peaches for free.

 

Granted, you are now permanently full that you cannot eat any more food!

I wish that I have unlocked Abyss Lands by now!

 

Granted, but you can't build anything on them.

I want tortillas.

 

Granted, but they're too thin.

I wish for my tummy not to rumble.

 

Granted, but now you never know when your hungry and eventually die..

I wish I was redstar

 

you are but get all ur money stolen


I wish for a car and that this is a perfect wish

 

Granted, but also declined because you only had one wish. You get nothing, you greedy skeleton.

I wish for 1000 nobs.

 

Granted . But you had to reset Cause no one gave a damn about you


I wish I was sleeping permanently .

 

Granted. You are dead. Unless that was your wish, which I hope it isn't, you come back as a zombie worm.

I wish for my dog to stop growling at strangers.

 

Granted, but your dog develops mental issues due to being forced to cease it's behavior.

I wish I could teleport.

 

Granted, but occasionally it happens that you leave little parts of your body behind. Like a finger.

I wish for this pillow to be more comportable.

 

granted but i t ends up feeling to good and u fall asleep for ever


I wish that I could change my name and spell Abraham linken correctly

 

granted, but everyone calls you a nerd.

i wish I could change my name.

 

granted but it will cost u 1000 nobs cuz devs r gready.
I wish for something

 

Granted. Your something is now on fire.
I wish I could be build complete