Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But now you can't get your wish until you die and come back as a rabies dog in your next life.

I wish that I had a chance to time travel.

 

Granted but when you travel you age 10 years regardless of wether you travel forward or backward however long.

I wish i could rave 24/7

 

You become Charlie Sheen and die.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

 

Granted, but your wishes become so good that you are afraid to use them, because you've seen Fairly Odd Parents and it sets quite the precedent.

I'll build on that. I wish I was Timmy Turner.

 

Granted. But Vicky kills u because she's icky
I wish I could be superman without kryptonite

 

Granted, but you are locked in a krypton cage,

I wish I could sleep on the clouds.

 

granted but the winds push u off the cloud

i wish i get 15336435764 health crystals everyday

 

Granted, but since both you and I are too lazy to read that entire string of numbers, we're just going to assume it's a 0, and you're back to where you started.

I wish Donald Trump would pay my college tuition.

 

Granted, but you get sent to community college.

I wish I get forum banned.

 

Granted......ummm.... Yep

I wish I there were more gifs of boobs

 

Granted, but the increase of boob gifs creates a real life shortage of boobs.

I wish I could de-link my KaW account from my Facebook account.

 

email support.


granted, but your account has to be reset to delink.

I wish i could be a better writer

 

Granted! In 70 days time, you published a great book of 100 pages with useful and interesting info that many will learn and never stop reading from it!

Unfortunately though...the language of the book that you wrote is in Chinese! So in contrary, your dream target audience will fail to understand the book!

I wish to get a medal for being the most light-blue user in kaw!

 

Granted. But this color is directly linked to the ISIS.

I wish to be Simba...

 

Granted, but then in a turn of events, you get captured by trappers when you were singing a song and get sent to a zoo in NYC along with a hippo, zebra, giraffe, penguins, lemurs, and 2 chimps.

I wish someone would help me with fantasy football. :lol:

 

Granted, but you get banned from fantasy football for being a narwhal.

I wish I had good luck.

 

Granted, you have so much luck that you won a rigged lottery and are now being targeted by hitmen.

I wish I had bad luck.

 

jesus christ.
granted, but you get cancer and a charity foundation gives you a million dollars, ruining your intentions.

I wish I had an invisibility cloak.

 

Granted, you became so invisible that now no one noticed you for 10 years!

I wish I can see a beautiful sky scenery!

 

Granted. But alliens attack and your sky is ruined.


I wish for 1000000000000000 mre wishes