Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted, but... oh shoot, now I have your ally.
     
  2. I wish the person above me had made a wish.
     
  3. Granted, but it was posted in the post below yours.

    I wish -Narwhal would have granted my wish he gave me.
     
  4. Wow! Didn't expect this to happen, instead I expected someone to corrupt this wish! I will corrupt this back later!

    Anyway, thank you TFS-Hawk! You just made my gold reach
    100 billion! Gonna go upgrade!



    Edit:

    Granted, but then 1 second later I corrupted the wish!

    I wish I can climb a 12 meter rope in 20 seconds! :D
     
  5.  No prob Sean!

    Granted, but you can only climb down, not up.

    I wish that my basement's ceiling didn't just collapse.
     
  6. Granted, but all your other floors just did

    I wish that I had an orange
     
  7. Granted, it didn't collapse but it exploded instead due to someone firing a rocket launcher to it!

    Granted, you got a peach instead!

    I wish I had 1,000,000 soldiers in my army!
     
  8. Granted, but you accidently squeezed it too hard and your hands got all sticky.

    I wish I could post twice in a row.
     
  9. Granted, but while you are writing your second post someone else posts it first before you!

    I wish I can eat chocolate cake!
     
  10. Granted, but you become extremely lactose intolerant.

    I wish I could be interviewed by Zethor.
     
  11. Granted, but you were interviewed by Willy instead!

    I wish I can grab 2 Nobility Points in one quest!
     
  12. Just make a "quest" to ur credit card or the store. U can get more than 2 lol

    Wish i was a badass. Wait. I am
     
  13. Corrupted, you no longer are.

    I wish the post above mine had an actual wish.
     
  14. Unfortunately the wish was voided since he is already a badass, therefore he can't wish to be badass again!

    I wish I can go for another roller coaster!
     
  15. Granted, but the rollercoaster does not elevate more than one foot.

    I wish I could time travel.
     
  16. Granted, but you can't choose what time you're traveling to and you can't go back to the present.

    I wish for infinite wishes
     
  17. Granted.
    Everyone gets them BUT you.



    I wish wishing wishes wished wishes wishing wishes wished for more salmon.
     
  18. Granted, but its the last generation of salmon, enjoy.


    I wish events werent b2b
     
  19. Granted, but they are PimD events, not KaW events.

    I wish to not have my wish corrupted