Corrupt a Wish

Granted however you stuck in limbo for the rest of your night

I wish I wasn't so sexy

 

Granted, but you are as ugly as the gorilla.

I wish that there will be a wishing well in real life

 

Granted but it corrupts wishes


I wish to be unvacbanned on steam

 

Granted but until and until you are cooked (peace)

I wish I had a shadowlord banner

 

Granted accept the stats start & stay at 0% all around

I wish for a fish

 

Granted. You get a Piraña but it jumps up from the fish tank nuts his head on the light bulb and electrocutes himself (true story)

I wish for a new job

 

Granted. You are now an armpit smeller for a deodorant company. Congratulations!
I wish for the ability to go back in time whenever I want.

 

Granted but you can only go back one second at a time
I wish North Korea didn't have nukes

 

Granted, but they use them to blow up your town


I wish someone would troll this wish

 

...

The troll died on his way to grant your wish, so here I am instead!

I wish I had free control over time.

 

Granted but for every second you try to change a loved one dies

I wish dragons were real

 

Dragons are real, but they eat your first newborn child.

I wish to have a banana every day. One banana.

 

Wish granted, but it goes up your butt.

I wish I wasn't so poor.

 

wish granted but you are never happy

i wish i was build complete

 

Granted. But all the building u made are spy towers and defense towers.

I wish I had super powers!

 

Granted, your super power is explosive diarrhea!


I wish for cake

 

The cake is made of horse poop


I wish I could never die

 

Granted but you are now permanently constipated and have no release


I wish for inifite wishes

 

granted, but you go insane.

I wish I had x-ray vision

 

Granted, but you only see through old people's clothes.

I wish for an infinite supply of oil afte the oil reserved run out.