Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. But rabbits r very rancid and manipulate a virus within you that kills the earth

    I wish I had the cure to the above disease that threatens the earth.
     
  2. Granted. But someone Stephen King 'pet cemetaried' your 'old rabbit', and it comes back and does what rabbits do with your 'new' rabbit and a zombie vampire 'night of the lepus' apocolypse ensues.





    I wish North Korea would focus on growing food or making good topsoil.
     
  3. Granted. But they didn't focused in incoming wars and air and water pollution.

    I wish to be a good animator
     
  4. Granted...but you are then kidnapped by North Korean 'counter animation agents' who enslave you in a North Korean animation camp in an effort to achieve animation superiority over South Korea.




    I wish the Chinese all you can eat buffet was $4.99 instead of $5.99.
     
  5. Granted, but to cover budget costs, they would replace regular meat with Taco Bell leftovers.

    I wish I had an incorruptible wish.
     
  6. Granted, you wasted your wish

    I wish I could never be born
     
  7. Granted, but you live in a state of imaginary consciousness for eternity.

    I wish I could manipulate people without any boundaries.
     
  8. Granted, you are burned at stake for witch craft


    I wish my next granter will grant me death
     
  9. Granted! But someone uses a scroll of healing on you and resurrects you


    I wish I could be Redstar
     
  10. Granted. You are now literally the account Redstar, and your consciousness is transformed to a virtual being.

    I wish I never would have played KaW.
     
  11. granted, but you played pimd instead.


    i wish my wishes wouldn't get corrupted 
     
  12. ahh the irony
     
  13. Granted. You now have no wishes left.

    I wish I had 1,000,000,000 bronze bars.
     
  14. Granted, but then inflation happens, making them useless.

    I wish I could spawn money
     
  15. Granted, you spawn monopoly money


    I wish I could ride a zebra
     
  16. Granted. You can now ride zebras, although it's not necessarily a difficult skill to learn... you'll still have to find a zebra willing to carry you, though.

    I wish I had better things to do than sit on my butt and roam the KaW forums.
     
  17. Granted!, but then you get bored again and go back on the forums


    I wish I was rich irl
     
  18. U r given 100b but the 10mansions u buy turn out to be a fraud

    I wish i could get 1000 pounds each day
     
  19. Granted but they turn out to be Arab dollars.......
    I wish karma owned KaW
     
  20. Granted! 10 seconds later, Spragga took over and owned kaw!

    I wish someone will hire a 23 billion ally of me...


    OkamiSoul! :D