Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but nobody would let you decide on anything.

I wish more people in this game actually had a sense of humor.

 

Granted! They now have a sense of osw-ing all day the forums will be loaded with threads of osw and endless banter!

I wish to have a new friend in kaw!

 

Granted...but they're a mod and the 'conversation' bores you to near death and you complain and your perm silenced.......


I wish monkeys would fly out of my butt. Butt monkey wish.

 

Granted.

I wish the KaW devs would communicate with us.

 

Granted. But their 2 busy counting their money and 4got about us...

I wish 4 many more wishes

 

Granted, but your many wishes come in the form oF wish Groundhog Day and you get to relish the same wish forever.

I wish my dandruff would go away.

 

Granted but now you have that white crap that builds up in the corners of your mouth 100% of the time.

I wish I was asleep

 

Granted. But you can't wake up and control your dreams and you're forever stuck in a nightmare......

I wish that I'm not always busy

 

Granted. But by you not being busy, u quit your job, ur family left u now u are living on the streets with no housing


I wish that the devs weren't greedy..

 

Granted but then the devs raise the prices on everything

I wish I could have 100t bfa

 

Granted, but not in kaw bfa, but in Big Fat Anteaters, so you now have 100 of those

I wish noobs weren't so annoying

 

Impossible- you wouldnt think they were noobs if they weren't annoying.


I wish I could have unlimited wishes that can't be corrupted ;-;

 

Granted. But your life is corrupted whatever you wish.

I wish that long-neck dinosaurs exist in the future.

 

These dinosaurs eat your grand children, and your family mourns their deaths for years. Everyone blames you for making the wish.

I wish I was albc

 

Did you even search if what is long-neck dinosaurs?

 

Maybe they were carnivorous the whole team just poorly constructed teeth cx

 

Go and search about dinosaurs or even go in their excavation sites to believe that they are herbivorous.

They are the big long-neck ones who eat plants and battle t-rex. Next time know if what's my wish first before replying if you don't know.

 

Granted! 1 hour later, the developers reset you and you have to start building your kingdom all over again!

I wish to get a new book to read!

 

Granted. But the book was teared by your pet/sibling into pieces

I wish that I would see a star everyday so that I wouldn't be sad or angry

 

Granted, but u have no control of those emotions and u randomly spaz out and cry or laugh at bad times,

I wish I was handsome