Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted, but it can go both ways

    I wish I had a dolphin
     
  2. (Do you know if what is a "telepathy"?.... Not a good corruption :( )

    Granted. But it died because of the hunters...

    I wish that I have a rabbit
     
  3. Granted, but it was stew.

    I wish that we weren't all wasting wishes.
     
  4. (just out of wishes that's why...)

    Granted but we don't have no wishes to wish anymore...

    I wish to have a pet bronchosaurus :D
    (pls search it... Pls...)
     
  5. Outa wishes bro.
     
  6. Pla grant and corrupt it. I like bronchosaurus :D
    You can tell me if you are bored to search it
     
  7. (O.O)

    Granted. But you also got 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14... Inside your house....

    I wish to have a baby long-neck pet dinosaur....
     
  8. Granted, but you just get one of the things we got.

    I wish for a wish.
     
  9. Granted but you use it up


    I wish I was friends with everyone
     
  10. Granted, but then they all come to you asking for money


    I wish I would be granted discernment in making future decisions regarding careers.
     
  11. Granted, but then I realise I don't understand what you said and the wish goes *poof* because when I granted it that it wasn't clear.

    I wish I wasn't rich
     
  12. Already granted.
    I wish I had a dollar :c
     
  13. Granted, but you drop it in the sewer.

    I wish I never had to breathe
     
  14. Granted but you need to continuously swallow water to survive.

    I wish my wish could wish upon a wish that a wish had wished before he wished a wish about a wish.
     
  15. Granted but there were no wishes to grant upon before, therefore you get no wish.

    I wish I didn't have to do my hair ;---;
     
  16. Granted! Ten seconds later, your hair becomes messy as curly!

    I wish for a new Nike Football!
     
  17. Granted but it is rainbow colored and is made with the leather of 200 gay foreskins.

    I wish I had more ammo and fireworks for tonight.
     
  18. Granted! Your ammos all changed to homing missile ammos, and whenever you fire one missile it turns back halfway and targets you!

    *KABOOM!* *fireworks come out of explosion*

    I wish to have a sniper rifle!
     
  19. Granted. But the bullets love you so much that it turn back to you :lol:

    I wish that I can make passive dinosaurs :D