Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but in order to do that, you go to mars and die

 

I wish I could wish another wish

 

Granted, but that wish is corrupted too.

I wish that there was no raisin hater, and raisins and grapes still exist.

 

Granted, but all the grapes and rasins instantly went sour


I wish there were more ducks in KaW

 

Granted, but they all are made of plastic.

I wish I wasn't so Valiant.

 

You aren't so valiant at all...

I wish that I'm good at explaining things to make ppl understand my stories

 

Granted, but you died.

I wish that alaissa0121 didn't lie about me.

 

Granted. But then you became valiant after you've dive for 10 minutes... jk

I wish that modernization makes most of the ppl more kind...

 

Granted, but the rest are d-bag trolls.


I wish I was a real boy.

 

Granted. But you need to become a boy made of real wood by your father and lie then have your nose become longer then ask for forgiveness and vouala... (lol wrong spelling)

I wish that some ppl aren't bad...

 

Granted, but they're so good they're annoying.


I wish I could fly.

 

Granted but then allisa or whatever her name is comes and shoots u out of the sky

I wish that allisa and valliant would stop corrupting each others wishes

 

Granted, but they will corrupt the next wishes to come on the next few posts!

I wish to meet a new friend in Kingdoms At War!

 

Granted but then u unfollowed him.

I wish I wasn't so awesome. Just a little less

 

Granted, but your words of my color will make you just as awesome as me in the next 24 hours as everyone will be noticing you positively!

I wish I can charge my tablet's battery to 101%!

 

granted but u're iPad short circuited.

i wish I could farm cella and hire all her allies

 

Granted. After the farming is done, you are now banned from this game for 2 years due to god-modding and at the same time, the Developers will refund everything that's lost back to Cella!

I wish that water will reappear in my drinking bottle after I drink, so I can drink again and again without having to get more from a water dispenser!

 

granted then u drown

I wish u would stop corrupting my wishes

 

Granted, 1 second later here I am corrupting it again!

I wish I can eat something delicious on my next breakfast!

 

Granted then u had something yuck for lunch

I don't wish. SNAP