(Do you even know what buttstallion is?) Granted, but the Puppy has rabies. I wish I knew how to travel time.
Wish granted but the time travel machine is locked away in a safe. I wish the puppy had a rabies shot
Granted, but the rabies shot was to strong and killed the puppy. I wish could use the force for two minutes, so I could get my coffee cup without moving.
Granted but you drop the hot cup of coffee on your crotch because you zone put temporarily I wish I had super speed
Granted. But your new cup of coffee is made out of acid and melts your throat. I wish my poop didn't burn.
(lol, those wishes match each other ) Granted. But it explodes instead... I wish that I have invisibility powers
Granted, but because you are invisible you cross the road forgetting people can't see you and you are injured because a car drove into you. I wish i was capable of making rational decisions!
Granted, but as you ponder over the next decision in life (which takes years) life passes you by and you become loney.....then need depression medicine and finally make a choice, but that taco bell menu changed I wish i could take a nap right now
Granted but you decide to use pills.... But your neighbor swapped them out for rabbit poo pellets. Now you've just eaten poo pellets. I wish I could run without looking like a fatty.
Granted but everyone is killed due to genetic drift killing every valuable gene and then humans not being able to survive I wish for a 10000$ gaming pc
Granted but your hair falls out and you grow a bleach blonde mullet. I wish I could be a real pokemon master.
Granted but then for the rest of u're life u had super hard days. I wish that I knew how to do fancy stuff on forums
Granted. But then you get forum banned by eagle for stupid threads. I wish I lived away from the rest of the world