Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. (Do you even know what buttstallion is?)
    Granted, but the Puppy has rabies.

    I wish I knew how to travel time.
     
  2. Wish granted but the time travel machine is locked away in a safe.

    I wish the puppy had a rabies shot
     
  3. Granted, but the rabies shot was to strong and killed the puppy.

    I wish could use the force for two minutes, so I could get my coffee cup without moving.
     
  4. Granted but you drop the hot cup of coffee on your crotch because you zone put temporarily


    I wish I had super speed
     
  5. Granted, but you slip in my coffee.

    I wish I had a new cup of coffee, that didn't spill.
     
  6. Granted. But your new cup of coffee is made out of acid and melts your throat.

    I wish my poop didn't burn.
     
  7. (lol, those wishes match each other :p)
    Granted. But it explodes instead...

    I wish that I have invisibility powers
     
  8. Granted, but because you are invisible you cross the road forgetting people can't see you and you are injured because a car drove into you.

    I wish i was capable of making rational decisions!
     
  9. Granted, but as you ponder over the next decision in life (which takes years) life passes you by and you become loney.....then need depression medicine and finally make a choice, but that taco bell menu changed


    I wish i could take a nap right now
     
  10. Granted but you decide to use pills.... But your neighbor swapped them out for rabbit poo pellets. Now you've just eaten poo pellets.

    I wish I could run without looking like a fatty.
     
  11. Granted however you can never eat again

    I wish that the human race was genetically cleansed.
     
  12. Granted but everyone is killed due to genetic drift killing every valuable gene and then humans not being able to survive
    I wish for a 10000$ gaming pc
     
  13. Granted but it breaks as it gets moist :lol:

    I wish to have bright blue hair
     
  14. Granted but your hair falls out and you grow a bleach blonde mullet.

    I wish I could be a real pokemon master.
     
  15. Granted but your hair stylist is color blind and colors it bright orange.

    I wish for the apocalypse
     
  16. Granted but you are a bug trainer and a pidgey eats all your pokemon

    I wish for a fast car
     

  17. Granted but you never get laid. Ever!

    I wish for an easy day
     
  18. NOT GRANTED
     
  19. Granted but then for the rest of u're life u had super hard days.

    I wish that I knew how to do fancy stuff on forums
     
  20. Granted. But then you get forum banned by eagle for stupid threads.

    I wish I lived away from the rest of the world