Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted that's not granted, but you're suffering because you badly want that s5.

    ^I wish you wouldn't break the game :(
    .
     
  2. Granted. Then you get farmed and reset then you quit the game.

    I wish I had one of those cars from fast6 that swatted other cars right off them.
     
  3. Granted. But when you go to the supermarket, you park next to a man with a white van, and when you get out of the car, he blows your car up..

    I wish my dream of dreaming never comes true...
     
  4. Granted but now you can't sleep either

    I wish I get the new rank of
    Olive Knight
     
  5. Granted, but then you lose your rank.

    I wish the sequel to Avatar 2 by James Cameron would come out now.
     
  6. Granted. But instead of following the story in the book the director of the movie do his own likes and in the end the avatar died.....

    I wish I can make a good and useless thread
    For the sake of this thread only
     
  7. Granted but you get forum banned


    I wish Father's Day actually had a meaning to me. ( me and my dad don't get along)
     
  8. Granted, but the meaning of it is that you don't understand the meaning.


    I wish that I was more sociable in real life.
     
  9. (Me too.... but at least I have my own personal time :) )

    Granted. But you aren't close to your parents at all....
    I'm sure you know it's for the sake of the thread... right?

    I wish to be able to play soccer :D
     
  10. (Me too. My parents suck, and divorced...)


    Granted, but you always trip when anyone looks at you.


    I wish that I could be completely alive, not undead.
     
  11. (I think my bbcode failed and wasn't posted as well...... I love my parents : ( yet I'm not 100% close.... Just 99%)

    Granted. But then you died again and this time you no longer become a zombie....

    I wish that I can tell my stories better :p
     
  12. (Yeah. I don't hate them, I'm just not happy with them.)

    Granted, but you can only tell story's when no one is there.

    I wish I could actually not be stalked by trolls.
     
  13. Granted. But you are stalked by giants...
    Will stop posting after each posts so that I can avoid post-count farming

    I wish to have a good pet dragon :)
     
  14. Granted, but the dragon is a baby that is covered in tar so it can't move.

    (Yeah...)

    I wish I was a soldier, a valiant one at that.
     
  15. Granted but you cannot be a valiant knight

    I wish I had pizza everyday
     
  16. Granted but the dough is made with the dandruff off 1000 dead corpses.

    I wish I had I swimming pool full of pennies
     
  17. Granted, but it's only a tiny pool full of Canadian pennies.

    I wish I could be buttstallion.
     
  18. Granted but that is super gay

    I wish I had that pool of tiny Canadian pennies you granted me. 100% fulfilled my wish Ty
     
  19. Granted but the Canadian pennies are fake.

    I wish I had a pet puppy.