Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

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  1. Granted but I steal all the money

    I wish the world went into ww3
     
    #41 Kingdoms_at_war_king, Mar 24, 2015
  2. Granted and you're first to get nuked

    I wish I had unlimited nobility points :D
     
    #42 Queen, Mar 24, 2015
  3. Granted but the market changes from nobs to some new ridiculous thing and yours never converts


    I wish I was bc
     
    #43 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 24, 2015
  4. Bc granted, your interview succeed but you wet you pants half way though

    I wish i was a chick magnet
     
    #44 B_aGoatSalesman, Mar 24, 2015
  5. Granted..and you are slowly pecked to death by baby poultry.



    I wish they would build more irrigation in the Midwest and western united states.
     
    #45 deeceefee, Mar 24, 2015
  6. Granted the crops are all over flooded by excess water congrats for that

    I wish the next wish came true
     
    #46 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 24, 2015
  7. Granted but the next wish is to end KAW forever o_O
    I wish that I could fly.
     
    #47 CI_Bad_TerminAngel_ST, Mar 25, 2015
  8. Granted but when you try to stop all of your internal organs rot out from the bottom up.

    I wish I had xray vision
     
    #48 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 25, 2015
  9. Granted, but you only see skeletons of people and it can't be remove forever.

    I wish everyone live in a happy life :)
     
    #49 AVentura123, Mar 25, 2015
  10. Granted, but they're all dead.

    I wish I had some chocolate
     
    #50 Xilver, Mar 25, 2015
  11. Granted, but it's melting between your butt cheeks.

    I wish I was BC!
     
    #51 DinduNuffinTribe, Mar 25, 2015
  12. Granted but devs ban you for bottling



    I wish for cake
     
    #52 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 25, 2015
  13. Granted, but the cake is a lie.

    I wish everyone understood portal refrences.
     
    #53 DinduNuffinTribe, Mar 25, 2015
  14. Granted, but then they're be no GLADOS and portal games

    I wish for a portal gun
     
    #54 Xilver, Mar 25, 2015
  15. Granted, but you trap yourself in the portals forever.

    I wish the Lord Gaben gave us another sale.
     
    #55 vegoman, Mar 25, 2015
  16. Granted, but HL3 confirmed at 95% off on launch day creates mass hysteria and the traffic renders steam unusable forever, all your games are forever gone.

    I wish I could turn led into gold for virtually no cost.
     
    #56 DinduNuffinTribe, Mar 25, 2015
  17. Granted but the price of gold completely plummits, before you can make use of your ability.


    I wish for a billion dollars
     
    #57 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 25, 2015
  18. Granted, but you recieve it in parts - 25 cents per day.

    I wish I could travel the world.
     
    #58 Murray051, Mar 25, 2015
  19. Granted you die in a horrible accident get cremated then travel as a Justin bieber fans new urn on world tour


    I wish life was like hyrule
     
    #59 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 25, 2015
  20. Granted, but you will never woke up again.

    I wish nobody will hurt each other be it physical, emotional, or psychological :)
     
    #60 AVentura123, Mar 26, 2015
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