Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted. Your pony flys away.

    I wish that once someone grants my wish nothing bad happens.
     
  2. Granted you get nothing

    I wish people would stop trying to beat the system
     
  3. Granted, but the system beats them.

    I wish that Social Justice Warriors on Tumblr grew intelligent.
     
  4. Granted, but the system beats them.

    I wish that Social Justice Warriors on Tumblr grew intelligent.
     
  5. Granted but you become less intelligent because of it.

    I wish my wish wasnt a wish but the future
     
  6. Granted. But the future is doomed by a comet fired from the past, into the future by the time-warp machine you built in the future-future...

    I wish my wish wished I wished a wish about a wish you want to wish about a wish...wishception?
     
  7. Granted but you didn't snap back when the van hit the water, so the wish your wish wished you wished I wished is now the wish you are stuck in forever. And we don't know if the top is going to fall.

    I wish I could change my race back and forth like a chameleon.
     
  8. Granted, but you have broken the laws of the universe and god erases your existence.

    I wish I was wasn't starving
     
  9. If Michael Jackson can do it so can he.
     
  10. Granted but then they make Cinderella movies that are almost the exact same as the frozen sequels.
     
  11. I wish I was top on lb
     
  12. [color=66ccff]edit he changed his post thankfully[/color]
     
  13. Granted, you are #1 on leaderboards. 24 hours later, three more players caught up to you and cut your position, making you #4 on the leaderboards!

    I wish The Haunting's seal drop rate will increase drastically!
     
  14. Granted, but then the Internet goes out and your unable to play ever again.

    I wish I had a bucket full of chocolate.
     
  15. Granted. but the chocolate melted and someone accidentaly trip over it....

    I wish that no one is very addictive in gadjets
     
  16. Granted, but they're addicted to you instead.

    I wish I had a job.
     

  17. Granted with b*****y boss

    I wish I was on top of the Allie lb
     
  18. Granted. But redstars spouse is not real happy when they come home and catch you....."its not what it looks like"

    I wish players had some type of influence with devs to bring on season 5
     
  19. Then u need to pay
     

  20. Granted......Not!