Corrupt a Wish

Granted, we fall into a magical universe that we can all live in and survive that's 100x better than Earth!

I wish i didn't have a headache

 

Granted but in order to relieve you you're beheaded.

I wish I could control water

 

Granted, but you can't control ice, only liquid water.

I wish I was a bit taller.

 

Granted . Your now .1mm taller


I wish my job wasn't so complicated 

 

Granted you got fired.

I wish for a lollipop

 

Granted, but the lollipop was poisoned.

I wish I could go on a plane.

 

Granted, but then it nosedives and your stranded on a desert island with no way of being rescued.

I wish I could destroy sushi

 

Granted, once you destroy one sushi two new ones magically appear!

I wish I could live in a place where there's snowy weather!

 

Granted, but there is a blizzard. But that's not all. Minutes after the blizzard is a punishing heat spell. So your area is flooded, but it doesn't stop before another below-freezing temperature spell. So the water freezes along with the entire population inside an oversized block of ice.


I wish KaW devs weren't so blind to the community's wishes.

 

Granted. The devs are now deaf.

I wish I weren't so socially awkward.

 

Sorry bud, you're still awkward.

I want a cute fluffy little pony that I can wish to be my best friend. His name would be Tyrone.

 

(ow..... Wait, what?)
Granted. But then it died from being eaten by dinosaurs.......
Peace....

I wish to have my own vulpix in real life and I wish it can be my pokemon for life....

 

Granted but it dies of rabies within two hours. And AIDS. And diarrhea.

I wish that I owned an eternally succesful franchise.

 

Granted, but you became as greedy as Leonardo NoOscaro in "The Wolf of Wall Street" and your franchise gets shut down by the FBI.

I wish for a mountain in my backyard

 

Granted. But then it rains really hard and your house gets destroyed by a mudslide.

I wish for a fun trip to the scrip club without my wife knowing.

 

Granted, but turns out that scrip clubs don't exist, so you stay at home and your wife finds out about your fantasies of insanity. So you get locked up. And AIDS.

I wish that we had balanced, non-agenda pushing media.

 

I even never heard of a pokemon having a rabies.... Do you even know if what is a vulpix?........ (ow... I want a better corruption...)

(back to topic)
Granted but the Earth was invaded by aliens and only aliens can have social media....

I wish to have a pet koi (fish) that doesn't die easily

 

Granted, then a bunch of scientists steal it and you never seen it again!

I wish I could play the drums

 

(oww........! Wait, did you know that koi is a kind of fish that actually live in Earth? Just came from Japan......)

Granted. But you can't (or wouldn't) be able to have drums.... Any kinds of drums.......

I wish to have a small book full of different kinds of amazing facts

 

Granted but you can't read anymore (like me )

I wish for a flying pony