Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

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  1. Granted but you go blind from the sexyness of my va-jay-jay.

    I wish i could wish
     
    #521 Tedd, Jun 13, 2015
  2. Granted, but whatever you wished for did not come true.

    I wish Ted went back from whence he came and UNbirthed himself...
     
    #522 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, Jun 14, 2015
  3. Granted but then you realize waking up the next day about to birth yourself.

    I wish gs loses the nba finals
     
    #523 ---Golden__State---, Jun 14, 2015
  4. Bump
     
    #524 ---Golden__State---, Jun 14, 2015
  5. Granted, but your bump failed
     
    #525 RubberDucky4, Jun 14, 2015
  6. Granted. Because there will be no nba anymore.....

    I wish that I can play table tennis properly :p
     
    #526 AVentura123, Jun 14, 2015
  7. Granted but then you shrink and it becomes real tennis.

    I wish God was real so i could kick him in the balls
     
    #527 Tedd, Jun 14, 2015
  8. Granted, God is real, however she does not have any balls...

    I wish God would grow some balls
     
    #528 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, Jun 14, 2015
  9. Granted but hey are balls of steel.

    I wish I could turn invisible
     
    #529 Phantom, Jun 14, 2015
  10. Granted. But because you are invisible you can never again be seen by anyone and you have a heart attack a die....

    I wish this wish wished I was wishing a wish about a wish 
     
    #530 _Vegas_, Jun 14, 2015
  11. Granted. But everyone else is also invisible.

    I wish That I had 100 more wishes.
     
    #531 FIGURE8, Jun 14, 2015
  12. Granted. But each wish can only be painful.
    I wish to be LCBC
     
    #532 TennoWarrior, Jun 14, 2015
  13. Granted. But you only have spy defense towers.

    I wish I owned a library
     
    #533 King_Trey123, Jun 14, 2015
  14. Granted. But your library can only have one author for your entire library


    I wish to be rich one day
     
    #534 ---Golden__State---, Jun 14, 2015
  15. granted. you die thirty seconds later

    i wish i wasnt an emotionless automoton
     
    #535 PRAETORlAN, Jun 15, 2015
  16. I wish Salty's nf glitch Thread was unlocked. The master and commander post by bad robot was wayyy to funny. Everyone wall post the two mods who locked it please to unlock his thread. The master and commander post by bad robot had me rolling.
     
    #536 iiiIiieociIiiiwillferrelliiIii, Jun 15, 2015
  17. You didn't grant and corrupt someone's wish....
    Granted but all of the threads are locked instead.
     
    #537 AVentura123, Jun 15, 2015
  18. Granted. You became a crazy, emotional man perfect for acting but too crazy to be deported into the mental hospital....

    I wish that I knew the reason for my question...
     
    #538 AVentura123, Jun 15, 2015
  19. Granted, but then you get Amnesia.

    I wish I had Amensia
     
    #539 Silver_Wolf894, Jun 16, 2015
  20. Granted but instead of a Ferrari, you get a moped.
    (Dont you remember wishing for a new ride?)

    I wish for the Earth to crack open and swallow us all.
     
    #540 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, Jun 16, 2015
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