Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

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  1. Granted but you find yourself in a windowless room, with no food or water and no possible way out, and the only thing you have to keep yourself company is the torment of those repressed memories of your childhood.....

    I wish I wasn't so perfect 
     
    #501 _Vegas_, Jun 12, 2015
  2. Granted, but you will no longer be able to enjoy peacful silence.

    I wish that eating unlimited chocolate did not have any negative health implications.
     
    #502 S3CRE7SQU1R83I, Jun 12, 2015
  3. Granted, but if you eat anything other than chocolate you die instantly.

    I wish I could buy anything I ever wanted and would want.
     
    #503 King_Trey123, Jun 12, 2015
  4. Granted. But you can't use it...

    I wish that our fish wouldn't die... Anymore
     
    #504 AVentura123, Jun 13, 2015
  5. Granted, but everything was either sold out or tampered with.

    I wish I didn't have asthma.
     
    #505 HunterxHunter, Jun 13, 2015
  6. (ow.......)
    Granted. But you have heart problems instead....

    I wish that I can help everyone..
     
    #506 AVentura123, Jun 13, 2015
  7. Granted, but everyone is actually the name of a cat and you end up helping a cat.

    I wish that I could have 100t in allies
     
    #507 GriMzZy_TDT, Jun 13, 2015
  8. Granted...but as soon as you achieve them, devs take our advice and cut all allie cost by 75%

    I wish i was home instead of driving all the dang time
     
    #508 The_Postman, Jun 13, 2015
  9. At least I help :p

    (back to present wish)
    Granted. But your home was destroyed and you have to live in your car for days...

    I wish to be happy-go-lucky (not too much again)
     
    #509 AVentura123, Jun 13, 2015
  10. Granted, but You die.

    I wish that devs would listen to the community
     
    #510 GriMzZy_TDT, Jun 13, 2015
  11. :lol: me 2...
     
    #511 TheLost420, Jun 13, 2015
  12. Granted, but devs decide its too hard to please the community, close company and retire to Barbados. Kaw switched off with no notice.

    I wish i was 10 years younger.
     
    #512 mdjbags, Jun 13, 2015
  13. Granted, you are now ten years younger than the oldest living person on earth.

    I wish I hadn't made this wish.
     
    #513 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, Jun 13, 2015
  14. Granted, you didn't make the wish. But since you didn't make the wish that canceled out your wish your wish was granted anyway. But when you wish was granted anyway it canceled out the previously canceled out wish and divided the universe by zero, eliminating you from the space-time continuum to correct the error you'd made.
     
    #514 _ZE_Castiel_MP_, Jun 13, 2015
  15. Damn! So it worked then...
    *disappears in a cloud of paradoxical irrelevancy*
     
    #515 FO_Izuel_Solaris_TR, Jun 13, 2015
  16. Where's your wish?...
     
    #516 AVentura123, Jun 13, 2015
  17. I wish Alaissa had wished so I didn't have to make a wish
     
    #517 Silver_Wolf894, Jun 13, 2015
  18. Granted. But you can't turn back time

    I wish that I am great in playing rpg games
     
    #518 AVentura123, Jun 13, 2015
  19. Granted but all satellites crash and nobody can ever play again

    I wish could birth myself
     
    #519 Tedd, Jun 13, 2015
  20. Granted ....but ted, realize that you would have to have a va-jay-jay in order to do that....making you the biggest Va-jay-jay on the planet


    I wish i could see ole ted above birthing himself. Hilarious
     
    #520 The_Postman, Jun 13, 2015
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