Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted but you do poorly in the event and get junk rewards.

    I wish I had unlimited xtals
     
  2. Granted, but you could use them on a eb that you hate.

    I wish I could draw as good as I can write.
     
  3. Granted. But you'll no longer be great in writing as soon as you became great in drawing...

    I wish that I'm optimistic (but not too much)
     
  4. Granted but you become optimistic about jumping out of an airplane without a parachute and....splat

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
     
  5. Granted. It was because you were fired.
     
  6. Seeing as no wish was stated I wish I had cookies
     
  7. Granted but the cookies are poo cookies

    I wish I had a dollar
     
  8. Granted, but you soon find yourself at the barrell end of a gun.....the holder request your wallet, your cell phone, the dollar, and any jewelry you have.

    I wish for my workmates to stop asking stupid questions
     
  9. Granted. Random people on the Internet bother you instead.

    I wish people would answer my emails when i send them.
     
  10. Granted, but the internet crashes forever and no one can send or receive emails.

    I wish I was the smartest man on earth.
     
  11. Granted. But your intelligence is neglected and you r treated like a reject and sent to a mental institute.

    I wish that I had a tree that grew solid gold.
     
  12. Granted but the tree dies.

    I wish that i was a monkey
     
  13. Granted, but you got stampeded.

    I wish I had the power of telekinesis.
     
  14. Granted but you can't control it and accidentally kill yourself with flying debris when raging about new update.

    I wish the developers would release T10 lands already...
     
  15. Granted. But after the release you are the only person left to play kaw....

    I wish to have an inspiration everytime I want one so that I can draw...
     
  16. Granted you always have inspiration but you can only draw stick men.

    I wish I have unlimited mith
     
  17. Granted. But you can't use it or the game will lag so much.....

    I wish to learn how to draw symmetrically and to learn how to draw human, non-stick hands...
    Whenever I draw one it just sometimes look like a flower :p
     
  18. Granted. Then you forgot everything you know.

    I wish that I could play KaW 24/7 with my gf.
     
  19. Granted but you have no gf. You are going out with some sort of potato being.

    I wish I was 100ft tall
     
  20. granted but ur legs get cut off...

    I wish I wasnt lost