Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted. But then i tell everyone your a liar as it says 502.

    I wish I had a skateboard
     
  2. I give you a skateboard. Then a thug jumps you for it.

    I wish i had a hot wife
     
  3. Granted, she has a very high fever and dies because of it....

    I ishway atthay I ancay ishway in igpay atinlay...
     
  4. Granted but now you must permanently speak in pig Latin.

    I wish that Texas had legalized weed.
     
  5. Granted. But you've been massacred before you even use your money...

    I wish that I can control myself in different situations...
     
  6. Granted, but they were all the wrong situations.

    I wish I could eat spicy foods.
     
  7. Granted. but you can't eat tasty foods...

    I wish that my grammar is right...
     
  8. Granted, but then you can't speak English as a result of your wish.

    I wish I could have a dance party in my honour!
     
  9. Granted, but it was in the honour of your demise.

    I wish I could travel the world.
     
  10. I wish to be your daddy!
     
  11. Granted but then you died.


    I wish I was cella
     
  12. Granted. But you are blind.....

    Granted. You became a gay....

    Just to sort this out...
    I wish that I am a pro
     
  13. Granted. You got banned of the game
     
  14. wish?.....
     
  15. I wish it was Christmas
     
  16. I wish it was Christmas
     
  17. Granted but instead of santa that creepy easter bunny jumped down your chimney!

    I wish for more bouncy chest icons. ;)
     



  18. I wish for season 5 to start and a successful season
     
  19. Granted, but then power goes out.

    I wish I was always to make up my mind
     
  20. Granted. But you don't have a mind....

    peace...

    I wish that the next event will match my equip again :D