Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But your clone killed you....
peace...

I wish to have a time machine

 

Done

 

Yay!

 

Granted (for the time machine) but it's a broken time machine and won't work.


I wish to get all the nobility.

 

Granted but I only have like 12 nobs so... Good luck with that.

I wish I was superman

 

Granted. You now get beat by batman!

I wish I could travel back in time.

 

Granted and during your travels your time machine is stolen and your unable to get back to present day

I wish I had a playstation 3

 

Granted. That cost a whole 70$ at game stop.

I wish I had a Big Mac

 

Granted. He is a bit excited to see you from prison.



I suggest not getting too friendly with him.

I wish for an easy week at work

 

Granted. But the week after your great week at work, Your house burns down, your dog dies, you find out that your girlfriend is actually your sister and you get canned at work.

I wish I knew what the previous post had to do with a McDonalds Big Mac hamburger.

 

Granted, you now know and are horrified and mentally scarred by the information.

I wish Texas wasn't so damn hot.

 

Granted. But we have a never ending Texas blizzard


I wish I could play guitar like Slash. XD

 

Granted but slash gets annoyed at you and beats you to death with his guitar.

I wish I could win the lottery

 

Granted. But you can't get the prize...

I wish that I am smart...

 

Yay! This thread is still going smoothly after 46 pages!!

 

Granted! You are smart as a monkey!

I wish for a new pendrive!

 

.

 

I wish for a new pendrive!

 

Granted. You get a pen with wheels.

I wish I could have one of everyone else's wishes.

 

Granted, but you get everyone's corruptions. so easy :lol:


I wish for someone to notice this is my 500th post