Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it was about 50 Shades of Grey.

I wish I indestructible.

 

I was indesctructible*

Granted. But you are flammable

I wish that I can be very active in kaw

 

Granted, but every day at midnight you reset.

I wish I can have a relaxing summer.

 

Granted. But you can't have a relaxing work/school and you're business make you stressed a lot...

 

Wish for something^

 

I wish that I can be a great artist

 

Granted, but none of your paintings sold.

I wish I was the world's best chef.

 

Granted but you must cook fast food.

I wish I had food in my stomach right now. And millions more for the homeless

 

(ow.....)

Granted. But you died because of food poisoning...

I wish to be a great animator

 

You butt >.> way to corrupt the wish 

 

Granted however you get so involved in animation that you drive off a cliff bc you were animating and driving.

I wish I was invisible.

 

Granted, but no one will notice you and you'll never find your true love.

I wish I could swim underwater for an infinite amount of time.

 

Granted but your skin becomes so wrinkly it falls off...


I wish I could fly

 

Granted. You are hunted for sport and harpooned, then mounted over my fireplace.

I still wish I was invisible.

 

Granted, but you get hit by a car.

I wish I could go through solid objects.

 

Granted but you get stuck in concrete one day


I wish I could live forever

 

Granted but you murder someone and spend life in a maximum security prison.

I wish my farts smelled like roses.

 

Granted, it smells poisonous!

I wish I could wear cool shades!

 

Granted. But you can't wear clothes...

I wish that I am not sad in other times...

 

Granted I guess. But I'm confused about your wish so I actually grant u eternal sadness.

I wish I had a clone