Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but your stories are written by stephen king

I wish i were a god

 

Granted! Then, you get slammed down with a banhammer by Titan_God!!

I wish that my wall is so invisible, nobody could wall me!!

 

Granted but you can't wall others too...

I wish that I can play different games at the same time

 

Granted, and then you will face eye and finger health problems that will take over a week to heal!!

I wish I was silenced!!

 

Granted, but now you cant ever become VK

I wish i never had to use the bathroom

 

Granted! Your bathroom now changes into a swimming pool!!

I wish this was my very last forum post!!
Bye bye!

 

Granted, but someone steals your account and posts to forums


I wish i could farm the LB

 

Granted, but they will only gain troops and money

I wish I could skip and already be done with the bone dragon equip

 

Granted, but it only did it for an item you already have
I wish that I could Hav anything I want and hav no flaws in my wish

 

Granted, but someone finds a flaw.

I wish I had a better PC.

 

Granted, but you are struck blind, deaf and dumb and your fingers fall off from gangrene.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

Granted? Your wish was corrupted

I wish cella's account was hacked and reset.

 

Granted..but devs restore cella's account with double the previous gold,stats nd allies

 

Granted, but they hack your account too.

I wish women would make sense

 

Granted, but men and women exchanged thier lives...

I wish that my wish will come true without being corrupted..

 

Your wish is not granted you cheap b*stard.


I wish to become a ninja.

 

Granted, but every one of your enemies can hear you.
I wish to stop having so many near-death situations.

 

Granted, you died

I wish the third person below me won't get a corrupted wish

 

Granted but your wish is corrupted causing theirs to be corrupted too


I wish that wasn't a paradox

 

Granted but since its opposite day you fail.


I wish I was rich