Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted, but that is all you see when you close your eyes.

    I wish Spragga would stop farming me :/
     
  2. Granted, but hit restrictions are removed and its now red and cella farming you.
    I wish Mass Effect 4 was released.
     
  3. Granted but the ending is even worse than the third game!

    I wish to be a successful actor!
     
  4. Granted but any money you make you have to burn

    I wish i could controll time
     
  5. Granted, but you alter the timeline and your entire family becomes Jews during the holocaust and die there causing you to have never been born.

    I wish the people in this forum would stop making grammatical errors.
     
  6. Granted, you will have a forumer who posts with rainbow bb code colours that will make your eyes blind!

    I wish that no one will post the eagled gif on the next 25 corruptions of this thread!
     
  7. Granted, there is now a "karma'd" gif that spreads across forums like wildfire.
    I wish I had a good PC.
    Edit:the karma gif

    You drove me to find this Sean...
     
  8. Granted but it gets a virus and you cant use it anymore


    I wish i was a billionaire
     
  9. Granted, but you die of a sudden heart attack upon finding out you have just become a billionaire.

    I wish to know all of the worlds secrets. Past, present, and future.
     
  10. Granted, but the suddenness of this knowledge overloads your mind, and you die of an aneurism.
    I wish for a wish.
     
  11. Granted. You have a corrupted wish!

    I wish that the Karma'd gif won't appear twice!
    :D
     
  12. Granted, but now I'll use this.

    I wish the next person got their wish.
     
  13. Granted, but someone else stole my wish!

    Now...




    ^I wish as a pitcher, that I can pitch 5 balls at one shot along with 4 fake balls to easily confuse the batter's eyes and strike him out! Yay, multiball! :D

    "Now you can call me the greatest pitcher today!"
     
  14. Granted. But the batter miss all of it and accidentaly hit his eye instead.... (true story)

    I wish that I can wish a wish
     
  15. Granted. You wished a corrupted wish!

    And Now!




    I wish for this GIF to be voted as the funniest GIF image on this thread!

    "You try to bunt when there's no runner on base, you'll get an easy out!" :lol:
     
  16. Granted, but it will cost yuo a million dollars to enter into the little tournament.

    I wish for the end to famine all around the world. I am such a great human being :)
     
  17. Granted. However, you aren't the greatest human being :p

    I wish that I can make my own perfect song :D
    (for the sake of wishes)
     
  18. GRANTED but ur assasinate

    i wish devs give me 1 seal
     
  19. Congratulations for winning your very own Seal of Deflection!

    I want a Rolls Royce Phantom
     
  20. Granted, you got 1 Nobility Point!

    I wish that no players will say this word: Eagled.

    For the next 10 posts starting from here!