Corrupt a Wish

Granted, I save you and sacrifice my self! 

I wish I had a country named after me.

 

Granted, the name of the country named is "The Nameless!"

I wish I can live underwater without worrying about drowning!

 

Granted, but a Shark eats you

I wish I had all possible equipment In KAW

 

Granted, you got 100 gold instead!

I wish I can really fly in real life!

 

Granted, but because you defied the laws of physics god shoots you down.

I wish I had a bowl ice cream and no one could take it away from me.

 

Granted but it's trash favoured.

I wish that my wish isn't corrupted.

 

Granted, it's a shame you wasted your wish on nothing.

I wish I had an infinite supply of doritos

 

Granted. But theyre 2yrs out of date

I wish for nothing bc kaw is love. Kaw is life

 

You get nothing. No food, no water, no sleep.....

I with for the next person to not wish to be a watermellon.

 

Granted but the next person wishes to be a watermelon flavored Kool-Aid.

I wish they released new episodes of Game of Thrones everyday.

 

Granted, they release new episodes of other movies instead!

I wish to live in the sewers!

 

Granted. But you can't play kaw...

I wish that I am great at any games that I play

 

Granted, however you are forevermore limited to playing board games such as scrabble, monopoly and cluedo.

I wish I wasnt so insanely smart, handsome and rich.

 

You aren't handsome at all....

I wish that I will met someone who will understand me.... Somehow..

 

Lol, fail corruption.

Granted, you find someone who really gets you, however you cannot stand them, and dont understand them at all.

I wish for BACON!

 

Granted. But the bacons fall with the rain, making them soggy and fall down the mud...

I wish that I can help everyone

 

Granted, but you don't help yourself.

I wish I had a pair of diamond go-go boots.

 

Granted, but you got slippers instead!

This time, I will make two wishes. One so difficult to corrupt, and another one to keep the thread going.

1) I wish LHL_LegendaryHero_LHL won't be putting his reply to this thread for 7 days from the start of this message! (100% sure!)

2) I wish for 100 Bronze Bars!
(^Corrupt this one!)

 

(@ silverwolf that's my problem :? seriously)

Double hammer time :lol:
1) he didn't reply he just lurk
2)granted. but they are rusted and the mage doesn't like them anymore

I wish that I can make a good story. No grammatical errors, clear, and not boring

EDIT: Guys let's enjoy the waiting game starting right now
To those who win will win and to those who lose will lose and will be laugh at. Is that clear?

 

That's exactly what I wished! By him not replying to this thread, it's going well so far!

This wish is specifically aimed towards him, so you can only corrupt one of my two wishes!

I am 100% sure he won't be here to corrupt this for 7 days! Trust me, I will win this one! Muahahaha!!! :lol:

Anyway...

Granted, but too bad you would always make a mistake on tiny occassions!

I wish to see another smiley face!