Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted. However, you get salmonella and suffer a horrible death

    I wish
     
  2. I wish i had a McDonald's outside my house which was open 24/7 that served top quality food
     
  3. Granted, however you are placed under house arrest for an unmentionable crime

    I wish the next person fails at corrupting my wish
     
  4. Granted, but your wish is useless.

    I wish that I have a ps4
     
  5. Granted, but all your friends migrate to xbox one

    I wish for nuclear war
     
  6. Granted. And you are the first victim.

    Edit:
    I wish that I can jump in the clouds :D
     
  7. Granted, then you see god and in fright you fall into a volcano.

    I wish I could have Daphina's pet fishes. (She does have fish.)
     
  8. Granted. But when you got the fish it died straight away...

    I wish that I can have a cloud :D right here in land :D where I can hold it :D
     
  9. Granted! But upon touching the cloud on the first second, it disappears!

    I wish I never failed on an epic battle before!
     
  10. Granted. You fail in an epic battle today
    Lol

    I wish that I can have an ice cream :D chocolate one :D
     
  11. Granted, but you trip and it falls onto someones ferrari :lol:


    I wish sliph had someone on lb to love him
    (like how theres CellaXRed)
     
  12. Silph has someone on LB to love him, but he also has someone on LB who hates him
     
  13. You didn't make a wish!

    I wish Josh Hutchinson (Peeta from the hunger games) was my husband.
     
  14. Granted but your sister explodes.

    I wish that I could be a Superhero
     
  15. I don't have a sister! I'm a only child!

    Granted, but then you are captured and killed by the Joker.

    I wish the next person who answers this receives cake!
     
  16. I receive cake, but I also take all of your cake!

    I wish for more cake!
     
  17. Granted, but then I steal all mine and yours back.

    I wish your house was full of TNT.
     
  18. Granted, but it ends up exploding when you suddenly appear at my house and I am at yours

    I wish I had a penguin
     
  19. Granted, then it is eaten by a whale!
    I wish I wasn't unwell.
     
  20. Granted, you now feel better


    I wish I can get away with not corrupting that wish