Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But you get all phobias in the world.

I wish I can be a god that can do anything, be immortal, live without limits and can control everything.

 

Granted but you screw up destroying the universe.

I wish I was a mouse.

 

Granted but you get caught in a mouse trap.

I wish for some cheese

 

Granted but you were the cheese on the mouse trap

I wish I was a mouse trap

 

Granted but you caught the mouse and you were thrown away with the mouse

I wish I was the one throwing the mouse trap and mouse

 

Granted but you then wish you were a mouse and get caught in the loop xD

I wish to be free from the loop.

 

Granted but you get stuck in the sphere.


I wish I could have tickets to every sports game and a way to always be there.

 

granted but you become blind and deaf

i wish i was on TSM

 

Granted, but then your are fired as a better person comes along.

I wish I could go to university

 

Granted. youre allowed to go in every university but nobody can see you.

I wish ATA to be A Fooling Ape

 

Granted. But they ban your account forever.

I wish that I can have safety bird wings so that I wouldn't crash

 

Granted, but they catch fire and you burn to death.

I wish I had a Ferrari

 

Granted, but your Ferrari makes you arrogant about your driving skills and you get into a street race, you lose, and lose your ferrari.

I wish i was in a street race and won some arrogant losers ferrari

 

You win damocles ferrari but you also become arrogant and lose your ferrari, better luck next time.

I wish I could teleport

 

Granted, but then it failed at 99% of teleporting, rendering you at the same place as before!

I wish I can have some cake ^_^

 

Granted. You had a mud cake

I wish that I can chat my favorite youtuber

 

Granted, but your favorite YouTuber becomes some annoying guy.

I wish I had more time.

 

Granted. You have more time to work and work.

I wish that I can have cool, working, safe gadjets

 

Granted then you are killed by someone's cool unsafe gadget.

I wish to live a long happy prosperous life where no one corrupts my wish.

 

Granted. But after 70 years you're dead because of mortality.

I wish to have a delicious chocolate cake