Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you get stripped every night from now on.

I wish for some bacon.

 

Granted, but it is not chewable and you choke on it.

I wish for a muffin.

 

Granted, but it's not chewable and you choke on it

I wish I wasn't hungry

 

Blue Waffle... I think that's been granted... You are now never able to consume food or drink and will never know the taste of hot chocolate on a snowy, Winter's evening.

I wish I for a perfume/cologne that smelt like the in between of pages of a new book, just printed... Hmmmm...

 

Granted but everytime you spray the perfume on you new books will hit your head.

I wish I would be immortal

 

And this is like in PIMD

 

Granted but you have to live forever being tortured.

I wish for a republican president in the U.S. 2016 Election

 

Granted but you will be shot down on your first speech


I wish for S5

 

The galaxy S5 is yours.

I want to control your mind.

 

I'm too happy to be controlled, so my endless smile by nature has resisted your "control-attempt!"

I wish to become #1 in the strongest leaderboards someday!

 

Republican... President? I hope this is a troll

 

Granted. But you cannot speak to anyone and you'll be a lurker when that day comes!
(and also many people will try to strip farm you)

I wish that my stories will come true

 

You mess up and say you wish MINE would come true. A Zombie devours you and uses your intestines as a scarf.


I wish that MY stories would come true.

 

Granted. But then a mirror drops from the sky from my story that was said that if someone look at their reflection the opposite them will be summoned and they take over the world regardless if who is their owner.

I wish that I can be a director someday
(the animation one)

 

Granted, but you have to direct a sequel to Food Fight.

I wish I wasn't sober.

 

Granted. But you became evil and never regret it....
(peace)

I wish that I can make rhymes whenever I want than reading a lot of rhymes to be inspired to make on

 

Granted but no one reads them.

I wish I would be the richest person in the world

 

Granted, but all your money became counterfeit.

I want to be able to do anything i wish with no limits.

 

Granted, but you only have a Seconds to live.

I wish all your wishes.

 

Granted. But your wishes became corrupted just like what happened to our wishes all this time.

I wish that I am not easily scared