Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Granted but it immediately blows up in front of you, say goodbye to your life savings and a few limbs.


    I wish that my wish is granted.
     
  2. Your wish is granted but you receive nothing as you didn't wish for anything.

    I wish to be able to fly
     
  3. (I wished for my wish to be granted so I got what I wanted therefore I broke the game because you can't grant it and corrupt itt)

    Granted but it randomly shuts off for 24hour periods

    I wish I knew everything there is to know
     
  4. Technically the corrupted part of that wish is you get nothing as the entire point if a wish is to receive something. Nice try to break the chain tho, as you didn't make a proper wish you get nothing for low effort ;)
     
  5. Firstly I granted your wish so you didn't break the game.

    You now know everything including when and how you die which is due to your brain dying due to a memory overload just after wishing.

    I wish for Justin Bieber to be a good singer.
     
  6. Granted but he moves to your country and becomes 10 times more of a douche


    I wish I wasn't tired
     
  7. Granted, your never tired again and don't ever have to sleep and millions of doctors and scientists kidnap you and lock you in a facility where you are experimented on for the rest of your life.

    I wish for a tractor
     
  8. Granted, but it breaks 

    I wish I was a billionaire
     

  9. Granted, you're a billionaire, in monopoly
     
  10. I wish that I can draw my invented characters...
     
  11. Granted, then they take over the world and enslave everyone!
     
  12. A drawing? o_O
    (and also next time make a wish)

    I wish that I have an ancient staff that can do good stuff
     
  13. Granted but it is the Jabberwocky, you cast a spell at a giant spider and it turns invisible.

    I wish that I wasn't so tired
     
  14. Granted. You are no longer tired of doing your work endlessly.

    I wish that I have an Xbox one
     
  15. Granted , but then you realise ps4 is better

    I wish I had moneyyyyy
     
  16. You get monopoly money so it's useless.

    I wish I had a cat
     
  17. Granted, but you got a dog!

    I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted!
     
  18. Granted, but then somebody corrupts ur wish :eek:

    I wish I had unlimited skulls
     
  19. Sean your corruption altered my wish completely :(

    You receive nothing as you didn't wish for anything.

    I wish Sean would stop smiling at everyone.
     
  20. Granted. But now everyone smiles to him always.

    i wish i had unlimited nobility points...