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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 24, 2015.
You get Justin Bieber in drag
I wish for 1billion dollars
Granted but cancer kills u and ur money burns
I wish my wishes were endless and couldn't get corrupted
Granted but no1curr.
I wish for an apple fritter.
You take a big bite into the apple fritter then remember that you are allergic to flour, apple and sugar. You are also lactose intollerant.
I want an unlimited source of money.
Granted, but you become mean and lazy.
I wish to win KaW.
Granted but its only because everyone else left.
I wish for infinite wealth
Granted, infinite Monopoly money wealth.
I wish for no wishes.
Granted. But then someone make another thread where you'll tell your wishes and the op can farm you if you disagree.
I wish that I can fly freely in the sky without any modern flying machines. Just free....
Granted. You can only fly 1 inch above the ground.
(after reading this thread I have the word granted stuck in my head)
I wish I could eat as much as I wanted and not get fat
Granted. But you got tonsilitis. And heart attack...
(also, try to read other threads maybe it will be removed or listen to different songs )
I wish that I can rap
You can rap just really badly
I wish I was bouncy
Granted. But you can't stop bouncing until you got into the electric wiring...
I wish I can make a good story...
Granted but fans hate that some of the main characters died so they stab you in the night.
I wish the earth would explode
The earth explodes, however it's after man kind moves to mars, all of man kind except for your family...
I wish I had a pony
You get your pony but find out it's dead and you are on some twisted gameshow where you have to eat it
I wish I was watching this show
You're watching the show but you are the surprise viewer chosen to help him eat it.
I wish I wasn't in class.
Granted. You aren't really in class, you were having a flashback of your life while awaiting the electric chair to turn on.
I wish I was the world's most morally sound man.
Granted but you're the world's least mentally and emotionally sound man.
I wish for a nice car
Granted but it's only a toy.
I wish for a big house