Corrupt a Wish

You get Justin Bieber in drag 

I wish for 1billion dollars

 

Granted but cancer kills u and ur money burns


I wish my wishes were endless and couldn't get corrupted

 

Granted but no1curr.

I wish for an apple fritter.

 

You take a big bite into the apple fritter then remember that you are allergic to flour, apple and sugar. You are also lactose intollerant.

I want an unlimited source of money.

 

Granted, but you become mean and lazy.

I wish to win KaW.

 

Granted but its only because everyone else left.

I wish for infinite wealth

 

Granted, infinite Monopoly money wealth.

I wish for no wishes. 

 

Granted. But then someone make another thread where you'll tell your wishes and the op can farm you if you disagree.

I wish that I can fly freely in the sky without any modern flying machines. Just free....

 

Granted. You can only fly 1 inch above the ground.

(after reading this thread I have the word granted stuck in my head)

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted and not get fat

 

Granted. But you got tonsilitis. And heart attack...

(also, try to read other threads maybe it will be removed or listen to different songs )

I wish that I can rap

 

You can rap just really badly

I wish I was bouncy

 

Granted. But you can't stop bouncing until you got into the electric wiring...

I wish I can make a good story...

 

Granted but fans hate that some of the main characters died so they stab you in the night.

I wish the earth would explode

 

The earth explodes, however it's after man kind moves to mars, all of man kind except for your family...

I wish I had a pony

 

You get your pony but find out it's dead and you are on some twisted gameshow where you have to eat it

I wish I was watching this show

 

You're watching the show but you are the surprise viewer chosen to help him eat it.


I wish I wasn't in class.

 

Granted. You aren't really in class, you were having a flashback of your life while awaiting the electric chair to turn on.

I wish I was the world's most morally sound man.

 

Granted but you're the world's least mentally and emotionally sound man.

 

I wish for a nice car

 

Granted but it's only a toy.

I wish for a big house