Corrupt a Wish

Granted but no one liked me before your wish

I wish for Season 5 EE

 

Granted but it causes a glitch which resets your account.

I wish for a better PC

 

Granted, but Adblock doesn't work

I wish for Pokèmon to be real

 

Granted, but Digimon appears instead.

I wish the next person corrupts my wish well.

 

Granted


I wish I knew what I would do for a Klondike Bar

 

Granted, but the klondike bar eats you instead.


I wish i could see in the dark.

 

Granted, but you live with ghosts and monsters.

I wish that sorcery is true

 

Granted but you become a wand.

I wish that turn invisible

 

I could turn invisible*
there we go

 

Granted. But you also can't see your surroundings.

I wish that I can have a coin from a wishing well

 

Granted, but it's not money you can use.

I wish to get straight As all through college

 

Granted. But your parents never like your course. peace

I wish to tame a dragon

 

Granted - but it eats you alive after cooking you to medium rare

 

Not granted. Cause you didn't make a wish.

I wish I had the most subscribers on a popular video-posting site.

 

Granted. But you are popular to have failed videos which makes everybody laugh which make them follow you. peace

I wish to have a very, cute, an kind pet

 

Granted, but it has no legs, is deaf, and is blind.

I wish that corruption was purification.

 

Granted but purification becomes corruption so it is corrupted anyway.

I wish for world peace

 

Granted, but the world celebrates it without you because you die.

I wish I had a fish dish on a plate in a tree house that's on mountain that is in the cargo hold of plane that is sitting on a boat and on it's way to Africa. XD

 

Granted. But the fish dish falls and shatters into a zillion pieces.

I wish I could die (try corrupting that wish lol)

 

Ok, you live but in complete suffering and pain. Have fun


I wish I could think of a wish.