Corrupt A Wish Game

They get sold, but you get strip farmed while you sleep


I wish the kaw gods would quit ******* me over by giving me crux chests from my crates

 

They give you aqua instead.

I wish I got inferno.

 

You got infero, but you fail your enchantments




I wish I had better equipment

 

You get one... And 25 more aqua.

I wish I got inferno.

 

Have some Hooves.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

 

I think you will got your hippo; I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

I still wish I had inferno lol

 

Inferno stripped you. You have inferno in your newsfeed.

I want food.

 

He silences you

I wish i was supreme kaw overlord

 

We overthrow you and make you reset



I wish I could have infinite incorruptible wishes

 

Well; too bad for you. It isn't going to happen anyway.

I wish I was silenced.

 

You bypass but get rewarded with valiant knight

I wish Titan_god loves me

 

Too bad Titan_God doesn't know you, so your wish is ignored.

I wish I hadn't got an SOD drop from 400 Warbeasts.

 

But you got farmed until reset.

I wish I had a rabid man-eating taco.

 

Your rabid man-eating taco is me. I eat you because I am a rabid man-eating taco.



I wish I was a Barbie princess.

 

And you get touched everywhereeee

I wish I had friends

 

But those friends didn't notice you or cared about you.

I wish I had 250 Allies.

 

Wish granted but your friends are serial rapists and invite you to a slumber party

I wish for a thousand wishes

 

Each wish comes with a new STD.

I wish for 1,000,000 nobs

 

Too bad, nobility points don't grow from trees.

I wish I had 5,000 speakers!!

 

Unfortunately you were denied for the Mod position

I wish there would be another PvP event