Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, but all you see is horror and destruction. You can no longer sleep at night.



I wish I could meet Emma Watson.
 
Your wish is answered and corrupted. :lol:

> you travel back in time and step on a butterfly. Humanity is dead when you come back.

I wish I had a salad
 
You got a salad but you're tripping on acid (LSD) and you keep seeing lettuce turn to the butterfly you stepped on earlier

Then you went outside and saw a hot blonde with big boobs
 
You are dead. Some weird dude digs you up and does things.


>The blonde sees you looking at her boobs and ***** slaps you into next year.


I wish I could change my appearance.
 
_CorruptedCreator_ said:
He is so cool that everyone calls him a culo.


I wish Jay-Z's rhymes were as good as his beats.
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Rather than his rhymes getting better, his beats get worse, putting them on par with one another.

I wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her.
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat, a '64 Impala.
 
_n8n8_ said:
_CorruptedCreator_ said:
He is so cool that everyone calls him a culo.


I wish Jay-Z's rhymes were as good as his beats.
Click to expand...
Rather than his rhymes getting better, his beats get worse, putting them on par with one another.

I wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her.
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat, a '64 Impala.
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You lose your legs and become shorter.
You can't play basketball without legs (unless you play with a wheelchair)
Your girl has a dick
The rabbit has rabies and bites you

I wish I had a real life pokemon that will battle by my side and destroy my enemies and will sacrifice them to the dark lord Gary mother fuckin oak
 
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