Corrupt A Wish Game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Lemon-N-Lime, Dec 13, 2014.

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  1. The first day as owner of kaw you get sued.

    I wish my poop smelled like pickles
     
    #141 ----___Trip--X--Saint---____, Dec 14, 2014
  2. I does. Stink pickles.


    I wish i was me.
     
    #142 Zethryr, Dec 14, 2014
  3. But your not you your me.




    I wish I could tell the future.
     
    #143 A_Smooth_Criminal, Dec 14, 2014
  4. Granted, but all you see is horror and destruction. You can no longer sleep at night.



    I wish I could meet Emma Watson.
     
    #144 -Q, Dec 14, 2014
  5. You die alone, as a virgin.


    I wish somebody would answer my wish.
     
    #145 Zethryr, Dec 14, 2014
  6. NO SHES MINE YOU **** I WILL KILL YOU
     
    #146 Zethryr, Dec 14, 2014
  7. SATAN hears your wish and will be with you shortly.
    I wish I could time travel
     
    #147 ----___Trip--X--Saint---____, Dec 14, 2014
  8. Your wish is answered and corrupted. :lol:

    > you travel back in time and step on a butterfly. Humanity is dead when you come back.

    I wish I had a salad
     
    #148 -Q, Dec 14, 2014
  9. wish granted but the salad is spoiled

    I wish I was dead
     
    #149 Silver_Bullet, Dec 14, 2014
  10. You got a salad but you're tripping on acid (LSD) and you keep seeing lettuce turn to the butterfly you stepped on earlier

    Then you went outside and saw a hot blonde with big boobs
     
    #150 llIIIll_Fuze_llIIIll, Dec 14, 2014
  11. You are dead. Some weird dude digs you up and does things.


    >The blonde sees you looking at her boobs and ***** slaps you into next year.


    I wish I could change my appearance.
     
    #151 -Q, Dec 14, 2014
  12. Congrats, you now look like sloth from the goonies


    I wish my old lady would cook more Bacon for me
     
    #152 grimmknox, Dec 14, 2014
  13. It's turkey bacon.

    I wish Obama was cool
     
    #153 Seth, Dec 14, 2014
  14. He is so cool that everyone calls him a culo.


    I wish Jay-Z's rhymes were as good as his beats.
     
    #154 _CorruptedCreator_, Dec 14, 2014
  15. Too bad it'll never come true




    I wish I had Godzilla as my pet
     
    #155 SimbaTheFatDog, Dec 14, 2014
  16. Rather than his rhymes getting better, his beats get worse, putting them on par with one another.

    I wish i was a little bit taller
    i wish i was a baller
    i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her.
    I wish i had a rabbit in a hat, a '64 Impala.
     
    #156 Nate, Dec 14, 2014
  17. lols@both responses :lol:
     
    #157 _CorruptedCreator_, Dec 14, 2014
  18. You lose your legs and become shorter.
    You can't play basketball without legs (unless you play with a wheelchair)
    Your girl has a dick
    The rabbit has rabies and bites you

    I wish I had a real life pokemon that will battle by my side and destroy my enemies and will sacrifice them to the dark lord Gary mother fuckin oak
     
    #158 lllIIIlIUltimateTurtleIlllIlII, Dec 14, 2014
  19. Have a Magikarp.



    I wish I had unlimited real life money.
     
    #159 -Q, Dec 14, 2014
  20. But money was useless since the 3009 Nuclear War




    I wish someone would hire JaseD, my allie
     
    #160 It_Burns_When_I_TAP_Repeat, Dec 14, 2014
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