Corrupt A Wish Game

You can have your cake, but you can't eat it.

I wish that my wish will not come true.

 

Well that sucks, too bad for you.


I wish people were made out of candy.

 

Granted, People are now eating each other in the art of candybalism

I wish I was a dev

 

Granted now you deal with all noob tears and actually care




I wish I could change shapes

 

You were changed into a ****

I wish I could make my name red

 

Granted its now red with the blood of innocent children



I wish for a end to world hunger

 

Everyone eats each other

I wish I could see the world

 

Too bad your magic carpet blew up


I wish I could corrupt a corrupted person of a corrupt country

 

But then you explode.

I wish for 100000000000000000 packets of pokemon cards (unopened)

 

Granted but every single card is energy cards

I wish I had a high alcohol tolerence

 

Granted, but you also become deathly allergic to alcohol

I wish I was zac effron

 

Granted, but your allergic to water

I wish Obama was a better president

 

You become Zac Efron, but only when he was in rehab, and everyone had forgotten about him.

I wish I could move all my household items instantly when moving house

 

Your items move. Not into the house, but into a fire,

I wish i was unstrippable while being number 1 on ally lb.

 

Granted, but you're permenantly silenced and it cannot be revoked. Also you cannot join any clans.

I wish I got paid for doing nothing

 

granted but you will be paid with dollar tree store credit only lol

I wish i had eyes that can zap people

 

Granted, you turn into a beholder

I wish the Cubs would win the world series

 

Granted but the world series is the new black lottery



I wish I was a beholder

 

Granted, but you spawn in a room with Kratos.

I wish I had more bacon.