Corrupt A Wish Game

[______-_____IlSN-_l4K__I3l___l]

You chase your tail then accidentally bite it off


I wish I could get comfy....

 

[llIIV-----VAL-3N7iN3-----VlIlI]

You get so comfy in cushions that you sink and suffocate.


I would like Santa clause to be real.

 

[RebelOrk]

He is, then he gives you explosive presents


I wish I could have magical powers

 

[-Q]

Your powers drain your lifeforce until you are left with a dead shell that used to be your body.



I wish math was as easy for me as warbeasts is for Cella <3

 

[RebelOrk]

Too bad


I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted

 

[mightymidgit]

Then mightymidgit corrupts all ur wishes




I wish for a puppy dog 

 

[-Q]

You get that wish, but can only use it at selected locations and before expiry. Terms and conditions apply. Cannot be traded for cash.



Your puppy dog falls sick and you watch it die.


I wish I could sing like Patrick Stump.

 

[_CorruptedCreator_]

Done but no one knows who that is, ever.

I wish for the second coming of Jesus.

 

[-Q]

It happens in a parallel universe which you shall never be able to visit.



I wish I was a taco.

 

[Ras_al-Ghul]

You're a taco. Just that you were made by a Chinese guy

I wish I had a Pokemon

 

[-Q]

Have Magikarp 


I wish I could pole dance.

 

[21robber21]

The Pokemon died.


I wish this wish came true :lol:

 

[21robber21]

Have Magikarp 


I wish I could pole dance.

The pole broke and you died horrifically



I wish I hadn't posted after an answer to the post I answered :lol:

 

[______-_____IlSN-_l4K__I3l___l]

You went to delete the answer but the forums just died n ended. When it was revived all that was left was your answer you tried to delete


I wish I wasn't so hot....

 

[-Q]

Let's cool you down to absolute zero, yeah?




I wish my Spotify would go back to being premium with no funny business ;_;

 

[Rikkimaru]

Let's cool you down to absolute zero, yeah?




I wish my Spotify would go back to being premium with no funny business ;_;

It stops the funny business, but costs you $7000 a week

I wish no one had to work more than 5 hours a day

 

[_ZE_Castiel_MP_]

Everyone works an hour a day, but the economy collapses soon after. Now nobody works.


I wish I was Misha Collins.

 

[_CorruptedCreator_]

You are but feel as though you're someone else trapped inside your body. It drives you insane and you are admitted into a mental hospital.



I wish the Sun could talk.

 

[21robber21]

The sun gave up and used all its resources in a matter of seconds, killing everyone.


I wish I could be invincible.

 

[DE___NoahBean___DE]

In order to be invincible you have to live a miserable life fore eternity

I wish I could teleport