Corrupt A Wish Game

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I wish I coul be 5 again and not have adult responsibilitys

 

You are now 5 but you cannot speak or communicate with anyone, you die from lack of everything.

I wish people actually followed this game incorrectly instead of randomly granting wishes to people two before the post before

 

Granted but no one posts anymore




I wish I was able to turn into animals

 

Granted your now a cow


I wish people would chill out

 

Granted but everyone is now frozen solid.


I wish life was more cartoonish

 

Granted but now your a cartoon fish about to be fried



I wish life was like Hellsing

 

Sure, but you die.



I wish life was like full metal alchemist

 

Granted but Edward kills you




I wish for a digemon world

 

Wish granted, Here's a pokemon world... you asked for pokemon right?

I wish to be immortal

 

Wish granted you get a std that's incurable enjoy that



I wish I was immune to dieses

 

Done. But you get a fatal disease



I wish I was oprah

 

Wish granted but...You find out your dieing in 2 days from cancer

I wish i was a professional drifter and never crashed

 

Someone crashes into you. You survive but are now paralyzed.

I wish Jesus would send me down some angel cake.

 

He says this, but can't even use proper grammar  so dosappointing

 

tell me about it...

 

Granted, angels become corrupt and you wake up in a bathtub of ice with your kidney missing.


I wish I was a grammar Nazi

 

Done. But Murica kicks your ass.



Wish the world was on fire

 

Granted, everyone makes marshmallows and s'mores.


I wish that you wish for a dead body.

 

Granted but its your body congrats you die



I wish for 100$ dollars

 

Granted but they burn since the world is on fire




I wish for a yellow bird