Corrupt A Wish Game

It is now the only food you can eat.


I wish I was your mother.

 

Have a browser cookie. No, have like ten. Delicious.


I wish I had shorter hair.

 

Velociraptor Barber

I wish i didnt have to sleep

 

Done and you die from exhaustion while playing Diablo 3 for two weeks straight.


I wish cats and dogs would just get along.

 

They do and have ugly cat-dog children with rabies.

I wish I had a dollar.

 

Fine, But its a monopoly dollar



wish I had 3 cookies

 

Done,
There all covered in mold though

I wish for unlimited wishes where nothing could ever go wrong

 

Granted but moments before it comes true you die



I wish to meet catdog

 

Wish I mod would lock this thread

 

It gets locked, but then half of kaw farms you for being whiny


I wish there were more people playing this

 

Granted but there illerate 5 yr olds




I wish trolls would invade this post

 

To correct chu*A mod * & no...... Wish not granted. Bore!


I wish I could log of Kaw 

 

Wish denied speaker proper English Hotts




I wish a better poster would come along

 

Unlucky your stuck with me 




I wish I wasn't at work tomorrow

 

Wish denied that exotic dance club would not be the same without you



I wish I wasn't bored.

 

I'm glad your board, maybe heaven can give you a lap dance ? 




I wish to sleep

 

Bored

 

Denied again, Hades would kick both our asses XD



I wish I never had to sleep or could die from lack of sleep

 

Granted but you can no longer eat or drink, you die from starvation

I wish this wish to be incorruptible