Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted but it hang fires the first shot, which cannot be removed.

I wish for more bacon

 

Granted But This Bacon contains rusty nails pieces which give you hepatitis
Have fun

I wish i had an unlimited supply of pasta that i could not eat

 

The pasta cuts open your stomach and tries to push it's way in since you can't eat it

I wish I had a seagull

 

Granted seagull dies




I wish for tha cheeseburger

 

Granted but you become eternally fat

I wish to not wish for anything on an opposite effect on opposite day in which this statement is false decipting that it is true within some sense.

 

Genie looks at you and slaps you into a exorcism assuming you are speaking in tongues


I want a pet dragon

 

This game is called corrupt a wish, the genie never gave me a wish so it couldnt be corrupt

 

Granted but the dragon goes on a rampage killing you and your family and neighbors

I wish i could be stock on 88 forum posts forever
Symmetry~~

 

But you accidentally post a stupid post while insane


I wish the world would go up in flames

 

To bad the world floods over


I wish that i could breath under water and never drown

 

Granted enjoy your turd cake




I wish for a steak dinner

 

Granted but it eats u




I wish I was invincible and no one could grant or wish wishes only I could

 

You cannot grant your own wishes.


I wish people will stop asking for free hte in wc.

 

Granted but you supply there seals now!




I wish they would do PvP and make keys drop

 

Granted, however everyone you try to attack has opted out of the PvP event because they are 



I wish this game would go back to pre plunder war play

 

Your clone eats it


I wish for i-cups

 

They get wet and don't work.





I wish for nothing.