Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted! Laced with cow urine




I wish to be invisible

 

To become invisible you need to bend light around you, which also means you're blinded as you need light to see.

I wish I was an angel

 

Granted you get corrupted and go to hell as Satan's spongnge bath demon



I wish I was the hulk

 

Granted! You can now never get angry.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

Granted it comes true but still sucks!




I wish I was Thor!

 

You are struck with a god killing lighting bolt
And die

I wish everyone in the world became rich except me

 

Granted then they lynch you for being different



I wish I was zeus

 

You get your throne, but then kratos comes and feeds you your own teeth

I wish I had better wifi

 

Granted but its your neighbors you get sued for stealing there WiFi



I wish I was Kratos

 

Congrats, you're kratos now, but you get put into a version of super smash bros and spend all day getting your ass whipped by peaches


I wish my sink dispensed Irish whiskey

 

Granted, a leprichon is also using your sink for his personal toliet as it dispenses whiskey


I wish I invented toilet paper

 

Sorry you used up all your wishes on the last page...

I wish this person didn't post 

 

But nobody cares about what YOU wish.




I wish I had a purple pony.

 

Granted pony is purple from lack of oxygen and dies in 5 seconds



I wish for a kondike bar

 

Granted but it goes into an alternative dimension

I wish for infinite non corrupt usable wishes which ill remember about and can use to my will and it will always do the exact thing i say.

 

You died before you used any

I wish for nothing

 

Granted, you become nothing

I wish this game wouldnt end

 

The dolphin gives you roofies and date rapes you.

I wish for a new AR-15 chambered in 5.56 and 30,000 rounds of ammo.