Corrupt A Wish Game

Ugly bae, one who goes to frat party and wakes up with even more clothes on!



I wish for a toilet made of solid gold

 

It's so solid you can't go


:lol:


I wish for a dollar bill.

 

Monopoly money




Wish for a glass of water

 

It's really gasoline.


Wish for a solid gold brick.

 

Made of crap flavored chocolate




Wish I had food

 

It has cyanide


I wish i had an iq of 2000

 

Become smart enough to realize that an IQ that high is not possible, brain explodes




I wish to be immune to poison

 

You're now immune to poison, but allergic to oxygen. You promptly die


I wish winter was over

 

Granted, tempature rises so high the world burns




I wish I could breath underwater

 

You can breath underwater and are now known as "Batfish"....now you hang out with aquaman all day, doing whatever the hell aquaman does


I wish my fridge had more beer in it

 

The beer is old, and takes very metallic.

I wish my game wouldn't crash.

 

Granted except you catch a virus that resets your phone and hacks your bank account



I wish I was a bird

 

You are now a Mallard. It is duck season! O.O


I wish I had cookies..

 

Halo put the secret ingredient in them one guys produce




I wish I had a turduken

 

I stole your cookies..... All of them 




I wish I was somewhere hot

 

Your wish is granted. You know have a turkey..stuffed with a duck...stuffed with a chicken.. Stuffed with a batdog..


I wish I didn't kill Santa..

 

Satan will show you to your room. Enjoy the burn.

I wish all children were happy.

 

You both die, happy children and Santa lives




I wish for more cowbell!

 

Granted, you now have a 400 lb cowbell tied permanently to your neck


I wish for some peace and quiet

 

Your wish is granted! There are no more women on earth!



I wish for more red bull!