Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, you get stripped for every single gold piece.

I want bacon.

 

But we had an event that benefits the eb fairies instead!

I wished ALL of us would live above 100 years!!

 

And then granny porn would be all the rage YUCK.




I wish kaw would purge all the dead accounts.

 

However they can only be purged after 6 months to 1 year of inactivity.

I wish I had a Mystical Hammer!!

 

Granted, but you are not worthy.

I want a unicorn.

 

The unicorn will kill you.

I wish I had a wish go horribly wrong.

 

But every single wish of yours has gone so well, you have won a lottery ticket!!

I wish I had 75 billion gold!

 

Granted, Kaw then inflates and everything costs trillions.

I wish people stopped making wishes.

 

But as soon as Christmas is on, you will see millions of people make wishes!!

I wish I can battle Smoke Signals for the first time!!

 

You enter the eb, but your phone crashes indefinitely.

I wish i could wish.

 

You can wish but they never come true



I wish for a pony :lol:

 

Granted, but the pony is dead and the body has been in my shed decaying for 2 weeks.

I wish for World Domination and to die a glorious death.

 

Granted but you conquer Mars and your glorious death is being tortutred


I wish for usable, non corrupt, infinite wishes that i can use at my will without me dying or anything that affects me when i dont want it

 

Granted, but you mysteriously develop amnesia before using your first wish and forget about your infinite wishes!

I wish I had the world's most comfortable bed.

 

All these wishes can come true...

Wait, you're not a superhuman! Sorry, it won't happen!!

I wish I can keep this thread going smoothly!!

 

Could*

I wish I had a puppy 

 

U get a dead puppy

I wish i had infinite wishes that all came true whenever u wanted without corruptions...

 

You get one working wish but you develop acute amnesia which is unrecoverable. And do not remember having infinite wishes

I wish I could be paid already

 

Granted but you have a over weight wife and 100 children your paycheck is useless



I wish I could kaw

 

Then you dropped ur phone in toilet

I wish i was a bae