"At last!", he exclaimed with a sigh of relief, stealthily making his exist, hoping to God his dark clothing would act as a form of shield, camouflage…
"πήχης δξδκρ δκτοεηδ φκρβεφπ καηφβτ δκτοεηδ δξδκρ Φώφη!" She screamed in ancient Greek as she realised how much she yearned for Justin Bieber and even though amongst millions of his fans her shout was heard. Justin turned his head and spotted the girl instantly, her looks overcame him and he started to have a spasm as love took over his body. The girl, seeing this, was completely revolted; never before had she seen such a disgusting sight, and just as she thought it couldn't get worse Justin started to puke on his crowd as a token of his love for her. She shook her head and turned to leave when...
Then the combustion gas was eaten by a spaceship cyborg bio robot. And The Girl got bored. So she took over the spaceship core and went flying.
Suddenly, she caught a glimpse of a something; it shone brightly from the distance. “What could it be?!” She murmured. “oh noes, a fairy?”
She immediately summoned her Fairy Detector 9001 (Patent pending) and it registered positive on the AVOID THIS!!! rating category. Seeing as it was headed right at her, The Girl began firing her spaceship's giant weapons.
ew. I'd hate to see what happens when the next r-rated comment shows, when it's not going to be fancy and hidden inside a legit addition. Back to story.
Sadly, though the girls intention was to shoot the guns, she was unable too. So instead whipped out her make-up mirror and reapplied her Maxx Factor XXL and a sprinkle of foundation. She suddenly realise that she hadn't washed in a while and although lots of important things had to be stopped, she needed to look and smell her best. So she wandered over to a shower which was conveniently in the Spaceship and had a shower. She used L'Oreal Paris shampoo (because she's worth it) and conditioner before she used shower gel. After she had washed she dried herself in a random towel and blow-dried her hair. Then she used curlers to curl her long chestnut hair and again re-applied her mascara and foundation. After this she got dressed into some very raunchy clothing (which was on the Spaceship) which would be extremely difficult to do anything in; but at least she looked good. A short black dress with a snakeskin brown belt and a low breast line. She put on some 7 inch high heels and decided that now she was ready for anything. She went back over to the Spaceship's gun and kicked it...
An extraordinary thing occurred. A dazzling knight in shining armour happened to be conveniently boarding the spaceship when she caught his eye. Slightly bewildered at this girl’s remarkable position, lying in the middle of the spaceship like a drunken peasant, his curiosity got the better of him. Leisurely he strolled up towards the girl for a closer inspection when...
A stray plot device bomb damaged the romantic overtones as the fairy angrily fireballed at the spaceship. The Girl finished applying her makeup For The 9001rst time. And magically set the guns on auto while she approached the boarding knight.
"All right, who are you and why are you boarding MY mindcontrolled spaceship? And don't even think about taking it. I lost that griffin but I won't lose this interuniversal space-time traveler" she said.
“I, I, err”, he uttered, somewhat flustered by the girl’s reaction. “I’m sorry, what I mean to say is that I’m not quite so sure how I got here. Why are you here? Who are you?”
THEN the handsome gentleman decides to dig deep in his pocket to see if he can offer the girl a small gift. xD "Care for some cake, madam?" He asks hesitantly.