And then a giant griffin came down and swallowed everyone while deflecting the bullets of the newly-arrived British Military.
Anyways, The Girl has decided she has had enough and starts smashing the door into the control room for the cyborg griffinlord.
When she comes into the control room, instead of fighting she takes a seat and starts to reapply her make-up; firstly by applying Maxx Factor XXL (other products are available) and then her Cherry Chapstick. She remembered what her Grandmother had once told her "Look your best is all that matters"; how she loved her Grandmother. Then suddenly..
However, The Girl's makeup empowered the Griffin. Inside the head of the Griffin, the protagonists survived the nuclear war and began an operation to find and rescue survivors of the nuclear warfare.
If you are going to do the same old people did this and nuke everything, do it differently! No flat trolling! Obfuscate with excessive complexity and sharply precise parameters to minimize possibility of post retconning! Wonder if half of that can be understood lol.
Then the girl and her crush now boyfriend ( due to the fact his mate died in the nuclear bomb) saw a spaceship coming from the sky, then supreme beings who called themselves Gods and Goddesses took the girl and her boyfriend to a new Galaxy on a plant called Utopia, Gods and Goddesses told them "i shall name you Alpha (boyfriend) Omega (girl) have sex eveyday and night and replenish Utopia, Alpha and Omega realize their the only two people on the planet so they decided to explore Utopia and explore one another privates for the first time, so they lay on the grass and started getting it on. :lol: EthiopianGoddess
Erm, after the Love Scene, Utopia was invaded by the Titans! The deities battles! Dahn Dunn dunn! Then The Girl resurrected the mate who died. Cause she was bored.
Then a hydrogen bomb of epic proportions cleft an antigravity mound forcing the planet apart. Plus the supreme beings are still dueling and such, as The Girl has set the planet to replenish on EXISTENCE! Yeah! See how plot-appropriate fooling is so easy?
Then the Titans were attacked by newly reformed Ouranous and Gaia, their parents, and the Gods sliced the Titans back into pieces, and then I ask why I'm referencing Percy Jackson
While the Titan and Gods were fighting, the girl and her boyfriend sacrificed his mate to Hades who resurrected Wulf the Demigod (who helped the Gods capture the Titans and lock them up) the girl feel in love with Wulf and ditched her boyfriend, the Gods was very pleased with her and made her a Goddess of Sensuality(Shebes),Shebes and Wulf left the Utopia and went to the planet of Moose wheir they had to fight Kaw the Red devil,Shebes poison him with the kiss of death and Wulf destroyed Kaw the Red devil with the howl of might; To be continued :lol: EthiopianGoddess
HIJACKIO PLOT! Zzt! Then a giant abomination eats the universe but a bigger hammerspace monster eats it! After the eat chain, The Girl decided she's had enough and blasted a hole in space-time. Then she took a break, and took a nap.
Oh, and she went soul-shopping and saved innocents. Don't ask where she got the store credit for the huge price tag on the sacrificed guy. Took a few hours in the lab to phone a high-level cleric and the diamond salespeople so she could pull off the resurrection. Must we keep killing him off? He already has the Revolving Door Pass.
And everyone who died got resurrected. Also, The Girl started dating the first guy again. Demigod Wulf must have gotten bored.
And then I retort that I wasn't referring to the myth and that I was referring to the books to the noob that thought I was referring to the myth