complete the sentence and make it a story

To a lady

 

and then the lady attacked me

 

With her fanny-pack

 

That hurt,so i started crying..

 

Then I

 

grab a beer

 

wings are

 

Lame and

 

The beer was hot , so..

 

We drank root beer instead

 

Which made me horny

 

and jump about like a demented

 

Pregnant Bear

 

and then I found out I was prego....

 

and fat

 

So goku spirt bombed me

 

and i became the kyuubi

 

of japan

 

And died

 

lol