@Feather: You want to go to China? Ever watch the news? 1) Communist country 2) Crappy air 3) Overcrowded 4) Too many cars 5) Too many bikes 6) Too many everything I think the reason you made it is that not enough people wanted to go to cover the cost, and with your ego, you take up 10 seats.
He'd have to get a couple of planes to escort him to China. (In case any passing bombers tried to damage his overlarge ego. )
China would think that they were being invaded with the amount of planes you'd need to carry feathers ego.