My allies, my friends, my soldiers, and I are working hand in hand on defeating our common foe, Red Apheriun. It's been a long yet treacherous battle. Many hours spent and many more lives taken on the battle field. It warms me inside to say that the skirmish is nearing the end, as I send my fiercest warriors to finish the remaining apparitions that Red Apheriun has called beside him. I enjoy reading about these wars you guys engage in, but in reality, it doesn't come close to the thrill you get when you slay Red Apheriun for the first time.
^dats all we do doe. Red aperion is the real war. LR is red aperions way of distarcting us from defeatin him. Sneaky sneaky aperion.