Camping

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Narnia123, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. If a **** happens in the forest and no one hears it, how can you be sure there was a ****?
     
  2. *Watches use in the bushes.....woth binoculars*
     
  3. *Comes up behind msa very quietly and asks what's up scaring him almost to death*
     
  4. *makes sure I'm at a respectable distance from Austin*
     
  5. *lols at gorilla and tells him he may sit as long as he doesn't touch my meat ;) *
     
  6. *drags Msa's body behind a bush puking and cursing myself for what iv done*
     
  7. *Calls police with no prevail*
     
  8. *police arrive*

    IT'S DA FUZZ!!!
     
  9. *slaps epic for posting a pic with a bypass on it sits down on log by fir and turns ham to roast other side*
     
  10. *gets really close to touching meat*

    *Austin slaps my face*
     
  11. *rallies up everyone to kill popo so we can have a nice camping trip without alarming other cops*
     
  12. *throws banana at cops*

    M-M-M-M-MULI KILL
     
  13. Im dead i need a funeral....
     
  14. Go Cops to the tune of tik tok

    I walk up to the police in Detroit city
    And i'm like
    Excuse me officer
    I'm trying to find some weed
    And he's like
    **** so are we
    Why don't you roll with me
    We're gonna go around
    Pulling over some minorities

    Get up in the police ride
    Crack a 40oz inside
    Nigga we be getting high
    Me and the cops rollin round
    goin' 60
    When we see a trick ass *****
    We gonna tell a hoe to drop
    Them titties...

    GO COPS
    Get the dogs
    Let's go **** with old folks
    That's right, lets get high
    And pull over black guys
    Get buzzed
    Smoke some drugs
    ***** i'm rollin with the fuzz now
    Po po po po
    Po po po po

    Smoke rocks
    With the cops
    Let's go storm the barber shop
    It sure is nice being white
    Haha, just kidding black guys
    Waving guns
    At some nuns
    ***** bend over we the fuzz hoe
    Po po po po
    Po po po po

    So we pull up the police car right up to KFC
    And we're like
    Gimmie a chicken sandwich
    And waffle fries for free
    But everyone ran out the store
    And we're like
    Hey come back here
    I'm just hungry
    I won't search you for no
    Crack rocks n......
    Thats just awful

    Get up in the police car
    Police unleash the dogs
    Dogs are chasing people down the road
    Bark bark bark bark
    Me and the cops
    Driving down uptown
    Tryna frind someone brown
    Pull over someone brown
    [ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/r/rucka-ruc ... yrics.html]
    Let's pull over someone brown

    GO COPS
    Get the dogs
    Let's go **** with old folks
    That's right, lets get high
    And pull over black guys
    Get buzzed
    Smoke some drugs
    ***** i'm rollin with the fuzz now
    Po po po po
    Po po po po

    Smoke rocks
    With the cops
    Let's go storm the barber shop
    It sure is nice being white
    Haha, just kidding black guys
    Waving guns
    At some nuns
    ***** bend over we the fuzz hoe
    Po po po po
    Po po po po

    They pull me over
    And they're like
    Yo, my bad i tought
    You were a black guy
    I said it's fine
    You see im white, but i look black
    When i'm dancing

    They pull me over
    And they're like
    Yo, my bad i tought
    You were indian
    I said what kind
    The seven-eleven kind
    Or the kind of indian
    That goes "wah wah wah wah wah"

    The police said
    I honestly can't tell the difference

    GO COPS
    Get the dogs
    Let's go **** with old folks
    That's right, lets get high
    And pull over black guys
    Get buzzed
    Smoke some drugs
    ***** i'm rollin with the fuzz now
    Po po po po
    Po po po po

    Smoke rocks
    With the cops
    Let's go storm the barber shop
    It sure is nice being white
    Haha, just kidding black guys
    Waving guns
    At some nuns
    ***** bend over we the fuzz hoe
    Po po po po
    Po po po po





    Watch that song on YouTube. So messed upidly funny.




    If i get banned for that.... XD
     
  15. *pulls ham off roasting stick and starts to eat it*
     
  16. *takes a piece of meat from Austin when he's not looking and shoves it down my throat*