BREAKING NEWS I had an epiphany. For those of you that do not know what that is, you'll need to Google "epiphany". Anywho, i had a realization, which is also similar to what an epiphany is, that I identify as Herold from Thomas the Tank Engine. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Island of Sodor spitting lungies on disgusting tank engines. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm dumb as hell and I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Herold" and respect my right to soar above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your Island of Sodor privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.