Best one-liner threats from enemies?

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by JEDI-MAESTRO, Nov 16, 2014.

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  1. :lol:
     
    #41 Pi_, Nov 16, 2014
  2. My genuine favourite :D
     
    #42 RenamedTinkerbell, Nov 16, 2014
  3. ill farm you into reset or ill make you fall in love with me :- woIfie
     
    #43 II_roni_II, Nov 16, 2014
  4. I've heard all of these. Awesome thread Jedi. LMFAO!
     
    #44 sj-inferorum_regnum-sj, Nov 16, 2014
  5. (my personal favorite from people that don't know I'm Balto) "I'm balto's alt I'll suck my main on you"
     
    #45 Balto573, Nov 16, 2014
  6. "I have your IP address and I'm gonna DDOS you!" Great, so what's my IP address? "***.****.***" wrong country, nice try though "I'm an elite hacker, I will destroy you" :lol:
     
    #46 Finn, Nov 16, 2014
  7. "We are protected by zaft" - -KawUser-

    When i was a ___ride_or_die____ member, we found a clan named ride or die and wanted to have fun. And kawuser threatened us with that.
     
    #47 TARTAROS-THE-LEGEND, Nov 16, 2014
  8. Had a guy say his uncle was a dev and my account would be reset. I still have the message about his silence in my wall
     
    #48 littlegirlxx, Nov 16, 2014
  9. I'm gonna get my sister to beat you up!
     
    #49 A_Smooth_Criminal, Nov 16, 2014
  10. I've had this one too! So I gave him an address to his local police station.
     
    #50 Rikkimaru, Nov 16, 2014
  11. Don't mess with a hacked k.

    Exact words. Still on my wall lol.
     
    #51 ThePo, Nov 16, 2014
  12. That has to be the worst threat ever. :shock:
     
    #52 Drgn, Nov 17, 2014
  13. Not to mention completely fabricated.
     
    #53 Yogurt, Nov 17, 2014
  14. I've had quite the opposite, people think I'm balto so threaten to farm :lol:
     
    #54 WOLFIE, Nov 17, 2014
  15. Get out of pin noob

    *both bars are full*
    *you try to hit them and they are dtw*
     
    #55 386noScope, Nov 17, 2014
  16. I once got threatened with I'd beat you bad in rl, my answer " I'm 6'2 250 i think I'm ok. His reply "I only was gonna hit you 5 times don't be so serious"
     
    #56 Sir_Razorback, Nov 17, 2014
  17. I'll call my clan on you! They won't go easy!
    *Clan sees wall*
    *Gets Kicked*
     
    #57 -Narwhal, Nov 17, 2014
  18. "I'm friends with NaughtyGwen.".......,well, that is honestly scary. So, never mind. Better make up with that person.
     
    #58 xlplyk, Nov 17, 2014
  19. I've only ever had arguments that never escalated except for that one with DayWing that was in public domain even then I kept him pinned.

    Uh but there was this one fight, back in 2012 where I didn't obey the 'farming courtesy' and hit CAJUN_____ (Forgot name) but she called in help from this guy called 'Aerokhan'.
    It was awkward and hilarious.
     
    #59 Kasama, Nov 17, 2014
  20. Some of these have me literally crying laughing. I love it. Keep em coming!
     
    #60 JEDI-MAESTRO, Nov 17, 2014
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