Best one-liner threats from enemies?

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by JEDI-MAESTRO, Nov 16, 2014.

  1. <a href='http://i.imgur.com/3GRogBB' title=''><img src='http://i.imgur.com/3GRogBB.jpg' alt='' title='Hosted by imgur.com' /></a>

     look at my wall
     
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    Look at my wall 
     
  3. I know where you live
     
  4. I'm going to email the devs.....
     
  5. ill have my owner hit you
     
  6. next time ill make your mom swallow ....
     
  7. "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower"
     
  8. "Your ass is grass and I'm Link! I'll keep mowing you down for every bit of money you have!!"


    Minus about 10 exclamation marks.
     
  9. You know nothing, Prime. And I for one do know that I'm not. She is in fact my wife. None of my own accounts have ever been silenced in almost three years of KaW, and besides I use significantly different building, playing, and writing styles. Support even refused to discuss her being silenced with me because they made clear that they will only discuss such matters with the account owner because at least they do know perfectly well that we are two separate persons.

    You can search forums and will find a surprisingly low number of posts from all of the Celeborn_* accounts and my other alt, FearlessWarrior. That's because I don't really have time to write much and because I never started these conversations in the first place, but merely reacted where my wife's honor or my own were questioned. Just like right here, with you questioning both hers and mine. Your post will be reported; similar ones have been deleted by mods or devs before.
     
  10. When I hit you back half an hour after you fired a complete bar at my main, you were dtw after four hits or so. Later, I was able to hit a bit more often though, while your spies were whacking mine. Thanks for the shards by the way.

    I won't quote your long and tedious rant about allies here because I wasn't talking about allies in the first place. A bully calling someone else a bully is quite hilarious though.

    I'm trembling.










    No, just kidding. I'll hit back or not as I see fit.
     
  11. prime you are wrong . i had a alt in celebron and anciennes clan a year ago .they are definantly 2 people. and it was fun being in thier clan they are good clan owners.
     
  12. Celeborn,

    Please leave this thread if you can not stay on topic.
     
  13. I'm perfectly on topic here: the above is one of the best one-liner threats I ever received.

    As for leaving: gladly, if you tell the other guys to leave my wife and me alone. It was not my choice to start that conversation, but theirs.
     

  14. Thank you. And there was no threat in my request to leave if you couldn't stay on topic. A threat is a statement of an intention to inflict pain, injury, damage, or other hostile action on someone in retribution for something done or not done. My statement was a request ... not a threat.

    Let's all enjoy the thread for what it's supposed to be ... A source of fun.
     
  15. "Ur lucky your dtw or I'd smash my troops in you"

    Laughed my ass off
     
  16. Haha
     
  17. Any new ones from the PvP event?
     
  18. I'll have blackhand farm you until u quit
     
  19. New one this week ... from someone complaining about being hit in pvp "keep it 1v1 please ... The two accounts hitting you back are the same person" 